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    I swoop in and gasp in surprise and horror. "It looks like you've just started an intergalactic war", I say before turning and running. Suddenly, hundreds of spaceships appear in the sky and begin to fireing on your position.
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    I follow your instructions, but unfortunately take a wrong turn at the last hallway and end up fighting a squadron of chimpmunk gaurds. They sound the alarm, and the Sandwich is flown off to their secret tunnels with the chimpmunk royal
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    I hire a legion of chipmunks from the black market to steal the Sandwich. They take it from @NerdSandwich but then betray me and run off with the Sandwich to their humongous treehouse.
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    Whilst distracted by Gert I grab the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich and scadadle before anyone notices.
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    The space police pull you over because your left blinker is broken and when they run your license and registration it doesn't show up so they arrest you. They throw away the Sandwich, thinking it is useless.
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    I mind control you and make you give me the Sandwich.
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    I build a spaceship, fly to Mars, become king of the little green aliens after introducing them to cheese pizza, and have my soilders take the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich and lock it in a vault.
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    I look on in disbelief. Then I do a triple backflip and summon a fireball, which I throw at you. I grab the Sandwich whilst you are burning and hide the Sandwich in a pile of other fake sandwiches.
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    I take the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich because I'm bored. I then lock it in a safe that won't open until page 555.
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    I eat your shark.
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    I agree with you that it is unfair and out of pity, I decide not to take the Sandwich and allow you to hold it for a few precious moments.
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    I become a Jedi and then steal the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich with my friend "super secret jedi force powers".
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    I come back to life with super secret jedi force powers and then kill No One for killing me.
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    I grab a lightsaber while no one is looking then travel to Dagobah, train with Yoda, and come back as a master jedi. I summon the Sandwich with the force.
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    I sue you for destroying Star Wars, as this is possibly the greatest crime ever committed in the Sandwich universe(s). The judge gives you a billion infinite life sentences and orders you to return Darth Vader.
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    Stormtroopers come and kidnap you and bring you to Darth Vader. They also send the Sandwich off to the emperor.
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