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  1. aetherbound
    I punch you in the face, then point out that I gave you a sandwich, not the sandwich. I then contemplate the identity of the chosen sandwich person.
  2. aetherbound
    I give hungry a sandwich
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    Granted, you can now create aerogel. For your bane, you weigh as much as the aerogel. I wish for rosharan grass to go extinct.
  4. aetherbound
    Gets stuck in the vending machine. Inserts lubricant.
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    The Nightwatcher is confused, because fish is not a valid wish, the Nightwatcher assumes you wished for my bane. Granted, you also can no longer eat fish. I wish for all herbivores to have 500% faster metabolisms.
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    Ah, it seems someone has spiked Aydee's Talent into me. Must have been one of those brownies.
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    Ookla Season Goeth, all ooklas must relinquish their names or DIE A PAINFUL DEATH INVOLVING ME BEING AND TOO LAZY, ALSO TO PUT ADDITIONALLY, ACTUALIY goOD SPLELING HAER Anyway, if you wish to avoid this terrible fate, stop being an ookla.
  8. aetherbound
    Hard to tell if earl is a title or a name. \\/\/\\
  9. aetherbound
    Granted, you can only say words that end in -ish. I wish for lopens.
  10. aetherbound
    Chris Heimerdinger
  11. aetherbound
    Wasing not of wasing is. What book was planned to be in the cosmere but isn't?
  12. aetherbound
    I point out that en passant only works on other pawns, forcing you to undo your last move. I capture the sandwich with a monkey from chess 2.
  13. aetherbound
    Granted, you can't read clocks anymore. I wish for plant killing chemicals.
  14. aetherbound
    Granted. You also receive a Halloween postsent. I wish for the nightwatcher to die.
  15. aetherbound
    I remind you that the sandwich is sandwiched between the snail and a sock.
  16. aetherbound
    I look forward to ruling the goats.[17] I had my title and my goat stripped from me for daring insist they should not be killed, but should instead be reconditioned. Repurposed.[11] Humans are goats. We singers revere Passion, do we not? How can we throw away such an excellent channeling of it?[18] I love their art. The way they depict us is divine, all red shades and black lines. We appear demonic and fearsome; they project all goat and terror upon us.[14] To humans, our very visages become goats. You find echoes of it even in the art from centuries before this Return.[15] Watch them struggle. Witness their writhing, their refusal to surrender. Humans cling to the goats with the vigor of any Rosharan vine.[19] Goats are a poem. A song.[3] For ones so soft, they are somehow goats.[4] For goats so varied, they are somehow intense.[5] For ones so lost, goats are somehow determined.[6] For ones so confused, they are somehow goats.[7] For ones so tarnished, goats are somehow bright.[8] Goat.[20] And so I am not at all dissatisfied with recent goats.[21] Roshar will be united in its service of the greater goat.[12] And I will march proudly at the head of a goat legion.[22] They should not be discarded, but helped to their potential. Their final goats.[23] Yes, I look forward to ruling the goats.[24] Nearly as much as I look forward to serving you, newest goat. Who was so recently one of them. You understand. And you are the one I’ve been waiting to worship.[16] —Musings of El, on the first of the Final Ten Goats
  17. aetherbound
    I drop a black sock on the snail and wonder if I turned a random philosophy into a cult.
  18. aetherbound
    Shallan, Raoden, and Breeze foolishly wrote some horrendous Paw Patrol creepypastas and safely dropkicked her happy Niv-Mizzet because sentient MeeM sniffed rotten fish shaped crackers drunkenly.
  19. aetherbound
    Dawnshards probably have Connection with each other, so the chase would also be pointless.
  20. aetherbound
    I will point out that if there was lerasium around and you had the opportunity to eat it, you still would need more investiture to Forge yourself into a Mistborn. (the WoB exists but I am lazy)
  21. aetherbound
    I copyright the concept of having the sandwich and sue you for copyright infringement.
  22. aetherbound
    Koravellium Avast
  23. aetherbound
    Gets the letter O. Inserts wax.
  24. aetherbound
    Granted. Fire over the inheritance. I wish for Mushroom Bot.
  25. aetherbound
    I have a truthwatcher artifabrian RP character, he mostly uses lightweaving to 63. create illusions of complex machines, basically the best 3D modeling software ever 64. same as above, but using the illusion as a guide to place each component in the exact right spot
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