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aetherbound

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  1. Aetherbound enters the room. "Who has tainted the water supply?"
  2. Proof: chull = chasmfiend = dinosaur = chicken = parrot Theory: the mist spirit is dalinar
  3. Gets pikachu spaghetti. Inserts the concept of insertion.
  4. 1: this character isn't from roshar 2: this character isn't human 3: this character isn't sane 4: this character isn't a hemalurgic creation 5: this charcter isn't currently on its homeworld
  5. Shallan and Raoden foolishly wrote some prolific Paw Patrol creepypastas and dropkicked her happy Niv-Mizzet because sentient MeeM sniffed fish comedically.
  6. Granted, it is perpetually covered by a dish. I wish you would have 2 boons.
  7. The OG midnight aether? Name 2 planets in the threnodite system.
  8. Proof: scadrial has 0 moons, this means it has to be a moon itself, the same goes for threnody. tatooine is detritus and detritus orbits evershore, which is secretly roshar. Theory: cheese is a god metal.
  9. Chaotic
  10. YOU HAVE BROKEN THE RULES, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A QUOTE BOX. THEN YOU BROKE YOUR OWN RULE. It should not end with a question mark. You did follow the other rules really well though. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is longer than antidisestablishmentarianism (yes i'm just typing really long words as a good attempt to fulfill certain problematic rules, wow) I am a stick. 18 - 9 = 9 Happy nacho day. Your post must contain a sentence without the letter i.
  11. no no 1: this character isn't from roshar 2: this character isn't human 3: this character isn't sane 4: this character isn't a hemalurgic creation
  12. I is gramer, perssin so. I be long hear⸮
  13. 15 - 5 = 10 I am a stick The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog Happy halloween you must have at least 1, and no more than 3 spoiler boxes per post
  14. no no no 1: this character isn't from roshar 2: this character isn't human 3: this character isn't sane
  15. I thought reefblade was your shardblade
  16. YKYASFW you carve the simple rules into a pumpkin and make a mistcloak for halloween, then are forced to wear a flight suit to match your brother who's only read skyward.
  17. 2: this character isn't human
  18. Aetherbound places the spike on the ground. "So, flat creature thing, what should we call you?" He destroys the spike as soon as it gets off. "I knew a flat person, his name was pattern, maybe you could be... rune?"
  19. Aetherbound makes a red spike for it.
  20. Aetherbound creates a pane of crystal. "We're escaping, want to come with us?" He places it on the wall.
  21. Aetherbound shrugs. "That works too." He follows them.
  22. Aetherbound comes in from a different side hallway. "Yes, none of us are related to your crude magic system, you ruined the elements by adding spirit. There were all the states of matter, including plasma, then you made spirit. What's that even supposed to be? Anyways, you have two options, either you let them go, or I let the lumarans out."
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