aetherbound

Fish, Fish, Fish, and Starfish fishily fished some fish-tasting 17th Fish creepyfish out and safely dropfished their fishy pufferfish because sentient kittenfish fished their rotten fish-shaped fish tanks.

Granted. They are all nightmares. I wish for a monopoly on air transport.

Alive

29: the cheese moon is the source of magic

"I assume you have some way of getting there that would be faster than walking through Shadesmar, I can do that, but it's sloooow."

??? Aetherbound floated in the void, silent, alone. It was actually a very pleasant experience for him, after having the Aethers screaming in his head for more years than he could count. "Hey you! Wake up!" Slowly, Aetherbound turned around and saw a copy of himself made from Midnight Essence. How did they find him in here? He thought he had covered his tracks perfectly this time. "We predate Adonalsium, you really think you could hide from us?" The clone stepped closer. Aetherbound sighed, "Guess not, but I will not go back, not under any circumstances." "They need you, something about Steel Inquisitors." "I already told you, I'm not going! I can't, I'm not that person anymore! You know that, you did this to me!" "They need you." "I'm not doing this." "They need you." "No!" "They need you." "They don't!" "They need you." Aetherbound sighed and dropped the bead back into the ocean. The void dissolved, leaving him in the middle of Shadesmar with the Midnight Essence. The Clinic A portal opened in front of DG Ash and Aventine, Aetherbound stepped through. "Alright, what's going on here? Something about Steel Inquisitors?"

My character is returning to existence, he's currently inside the clinic, he could probably get you to Scadrial if you want.

Apple cider is actually better than hot cocoa. Who is the worst Cosmere character in your opinion?

Forgery, Dakhor, AonDor, ChayShan, Bloodsealing, Hrathen's potions. Name all 10 radiant orders, their spren, and what surges they have access to.

Granted, you are now Dimitri Mendeleev, and can control the periodic table. Your bane is that the avatar is now after you. I wish for the dustbringer honorblade.

Forward WYR be a skaa or a parshendi

Hurt Palona, Heal Morrimur Adin - 3 Axies - 5 Baxil - 4 Becca Nightshade - 6 Chiri-Chiri - 8 Ellista - 5 Gaotona - 7 Gaz - 6 Hesina - 10 Jordis - 4 Kaza - 4 Kimmalyn - 6 Lem - 5 Logna - 3 Lukel - 10 Mem - 4 Morriumur - 5 Nikliasorm - 4 Palona - 3 Ranette - 6 Human - 8

No. Taldain, Scadrial(during era 2) What magic system does Shai use.

Koravellium Avast

Pulsers. What are three ranks in the Diem?

Uhhh... Luthadel, Fadrex, Urteau, Seran, I don't know and the coppermind won't tell me how wrong I am. Who is the Nightwatcher?

Gets a bottom hat. Inserts hand.

Hello. Welcome. To. The. Shard. Who. Is. Your. Least. Favorite. Character?

Nikliasorm

Parsh, less chance of death. WYR eat Yelig-Nar or an aether spore.

Granted, the tater tots double every second. I wish to know what the EPA is and why they are after me.

None of the above. Out of all your toes, which one is your favorite?

Brilliance Eternal?

Granted. College admission goes up by 500% for you. I wish for 196.9 million mi² of extremely potent weed killer.

I did