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  1. aetherbound
    The BookWyrm's Shardblade
    Since you seem to be doing blades differently for each order, I'm an edgedancer. I will also be blown away by anything
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    Because you forgot your boon, I will assume you wanted more people on 4th bridge. your bane is that those people only post on it 1x per month.
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    "UYBFGDCHGSAHNKCBEIHKJASSNADGAIBCKHHC!" Aetherbound says, then he pauses, "I can't say my name, just call me Aetherbound."
  4. aetherbound
    Because both of you have forgotten to ask for boons, the Nightwatcher chooses your boon as well as the bane. Both of you wished to become cultivationspren, your bane is that you are forced to bond radiants. I wish for shardplate.
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    The mini-Violet jumps up onto the real Violet's shoulder. Then Aetherbound stands up. "No! No! No!" He holds out his hand. "What did I tell you about doing that!" Mini-Violet looks slightly ashamed and evaporates into black smoke, which flows back into Aetherbound's hand. "That was not directed at you." Aetherbound stiffens for a moment, then relaxes. "Going to the medical wing is probably a good idea, I think I can keep control of the aethers now, so long as nobody mentions the liquid that starts with W and ends with R. But it's better to be safe than sorry. Plus, the medical wing is right past the reception desk and I need my key. The sunlights went on and on for half an hour about how to get a room, despite it being a task that takes a few minutes maximum and no complex actions." He starts walking. "So, what's your name? I've gathered that you have some sort of problem with w-a-t-e-r?"
  6. aetherbound
    Welcome to the shard. Which feruchemical power would you want?
  7. aetherbound
    I take off my missile costume and steal the sandwich, throwing it through a portal into [redacted]'s hands.
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    "What?" Aetherbound looks around, confused. "Oh, that must have been one of the lumarans, I- I apologize for any trouble I may have caused you, and promise to- PROMISE TO KILL YOU AND TAKE YOUR WATER AND-" his body locks up for a moment "No, I will explain, you would take too long." Aetherbound sits up straighter "You all understand what an aether is, right? No brandofandonitis patient would be so uninformed as to not know. I am an aether, this vessel is bound to 47 others like me. The paranoid one is from vejakan, the murderous one is from lumar, and I, along with the overly polite one, am a primal aether. We bonded him one year ago, in preparation for a great battle. A great evil was to destroy us all, a champion we did choose. Armies fought, bolstered by the power of gods. This vessel was to be our champion. Fourty-eight of us bound one vessel, three of each- We arrived late to that battle, this useless idiot stuck around, and now we've embedded fractions of our consciousnesses into him and are apparently supposed to take care of him because "it was our fault he's like this in the first place" or something." Aetherbound collapses, and a blob of midnight essence rises from his palm, quickly mimicking Violet again and cocking its head.
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    Mini-Violet facepalms, then disintigrates as Aetherbound wakes up. "Where am I?"
  10. aetherbound
    Mini-Violet shakes her head and mimes picking something up.
  11. aetherbound
    Mini-Violet looks very confused, then points to the top of the table, it mimes climbing something and jumps up and down very fast.
  12. aetherbound
    A miniature copy of Violet, completely made from what looks like black paint, emerges from Aetherbound's hand. It points at a cup filled with water, then it points at Aetherbound.
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    Aetherbound knocks on the door, then opens it and charges in. He walks over to Violet and Wit, "Water?" A giant spike erupts from his left shoulder and nearly impales Wit, then another spike goes for Violet. "Where is this water, GIVE IT TO ME!" He looks around for a moment "Ah, I am sorry about that." The spikes retract and he holds out his hand, "My name is V-" He seems to have a seizure for a moment. "No. I shall not give my name to these monsters. Prepare for combat, foul demons!" A sword made from crystal appears in his hands and he swings it at Arranis, stopping just before reaching his neck. Aetherbound has another seizure. "What did they do?" He collapses on the floor, looking completely dehydrated.
  14. aetherbound
    Sky is slightly confused, but offers his help with this project. Innovation enters reilet's room.
  15. aetherbound
    granted, the super speed applies only to your heart. i wish for a door.
  16. aetherbound
    While you were busy eating the nope sandwich, I was firing my prototype breath-blaster at you. It jammed and I shook it, which did nothing. Eventually, I got it to fire, the breaths, which were building up the entire time, had become so concentrated that they no longer could awaken things, but will simply vaporize anything they come into contact with. The sandwich is vaporized, which breaks the rules. To solve this, I gather the sandwich vapor and solidify it in Thaidakar's hand.
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    I explain that the safe did not break the rules, the sandwich was intact as the safe could not digest it, I use abrasion to increase friction between you and the ground, then take the sandwich, bringing it to thaidakar once again.
  18. aetherbound
    Granted. You are now a goldfish. I wish for at least 1000 biochromatic breaths.
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    Objects around you start coming to life again, the safe spits you out and eats the sandwich, your clothes once again tie you to a convenient metal pole, a large amount of concrete comes to life and falls on top of you. I harden it with progression and slide away, looking for more breath. The snail is gently placed in a nearby sandwich shop.
  20. aetherbound
    Granted. Posts are renamed to notes, that is the last post. I wish for something stupid.
  21. aetherbound
    The BookWyrm's Shardblade
    Can I have a shardblade?
  22. aetherbound
    As you do this, you realize that your ankle barb has become sentient, it carries the sandwich to me while your clothes tie themselves to a convinient metal pole, I send @Thaidakar the Ghostblood the sandwich via oathgate.
  23. aetherbound
    I have found a potential recruit. @Nameless* has become enlightened as to the nature of the sandwich.
  24. aetherbound
    (i said that grassssssss would not be replaced) granted, they turn into helium when popped, causing a drought across the entire world, grasss cannot survive without water and goes extinct. I wish for lightblood(a clone of nightblood)
  25. aetherbound
    I hand nameless the official tcspf information booklet. Then try to figure out who actually won the trial of knowledge.
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