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The Stick

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  1. I bring a selection of food so Unintelegenius and I can be pacifists in the rainforest.
  2. I wrote an edited version of Javert's Suicide for Nale to sing during the Everstorm with Lift. Nale Song Stormlight Musical Who is this girl, what sort of monster am I? To have me caught in a trap and show me those I made die? It was her hour at last to put a seal on my fate Wipe up the past and send me back to that place All it took was a word from her, this awful lowlife Ishar was wrong and now I’ve ended life Damned if I'll live in the debt of a thief Damned if I'll yield at the end of the chase I AM THE LAW and the I am not mocked I'll spit her pity right back in her face There is nothing on earth that we share It is either this girl or Ishar How can I now allow this girl to hold dominion over me? This criminal child that I have hunted She broke all the law, she knows no Honor She should perish at my hand It is my Oath It was my right to die as well Instead I lived, but live in hell And my thoughts fly apart Can this girl be believed? Shall her crimes be forgiven? Shall her crimes be reprieved? And must I now begin to doubt What I never doubted all those years? My heart is stone but still it trembles The Honor I have known Is now dead in Roshar Is Ishar any longer sane And does he know That guarding the true law today? This man has fooled me, even so I am reaching but I fall And the law is black and cold As I stare into the Void Of a world that cannot hold I'll escape now from that world From the world of awful Braize There i s no where I can turn Honor is now GONE
  3. Theoretically, by a theory I have, if a Bondsmith Connected a Spore Eater to an ocean or big lake like Ishar connected the Windrunners to the ground in RoW, the aethers would likely just draw on that.
  4. As a devout Catholic, you make some decent points, but from my knowledge, there are already answers to this devised by theologians. I believe in evolution, due to a huge amount of evidence. As to your point on it seeming to disapprove God, the theological answer would be that God allowing evil and defeating it glorified him more than it simply never existing in the first place.
  5. Gets Hasenpfeffer. Inserts a Veritasium lecture.
  6. Hurt Ranette, heal Ellista. Becca Nightshade - 10 Chiri-Chiri - 10 Ellista - 6 Gaotona - 10 Hesina - 10 Kimmalyn - 10 Lem - 10 Lukel - 10 Mem - 6 Morriumur - 6 Ranette - 8 Human - 8
  7. I stand next to the sandwich and open a sandwich shop next to it.
  8. What do you think Kaladin would sing at Honor's chasm?
  9. I think a Bondsmithing Feruchemist is the absolute most powerful combination, because I have a theory that dictates that you could theoretically extinguish a sun, or make a planet weightless.
  10. In addition, the deleted Hoid-Frost interlude of them discussing the deaths of Shards points to them staying somewhat in contact on big matters. Really, my issue with this theory is I sincerely doubt Frost would be willing to get involved, and Hoid is probably aware of this.
  11. Granted! Now your car has no tires and is immobile. I wish to ace my math test.
  12. I then teleport to Pluto and tell it that it is not a planet. While Pluto is crying, I take back the sandwich.
  13. Well, we know that Valor is decently amiable with Hoid, and Harmony thinks she is alright. So, I kind of doubt she will end up being a big villain. Also, I find it very doubtful a Shard could stay hidden in the Rosharan system. However, we do know from this WoB that Valor is name-dropped in SA5.
  14. Those both do make sense, especially with Liss, because Brandon has been so cagey.
  15. Grantes. You possess both, but are now mute, paralyzed, dead and blind unless someone gives you a glass swan with precisely 122726282010276236 atoms in it. I wish for wisdom.
  16. I swoop down on a hang-glider and snatch up the sandwich as the oxygen tank on my back sprays pure oxygen into the path of Rye's jet.
  17. I then send Javert down into the sewers after you, and he takes the sandwich.
  18. After some educated guessing, I have come to the conclusion that the Lifebrother, referred to by Taravangian at the end of WoK, is the Herald Vedel, the only herald we know absolutely about. While we know Vedel is a woman, it is possible that Rosharan lore of the Lifebrother started based around her and slowly changed to be inaccurate. This would also be reasonable, because the context in which Taravangian mentioned the Lifebrother was bloodthirsty, which would be an inverse of Vedel's attributes and roles, and may very well be a Ten Fools version of her.
  19. Granted. All chemistry breaks down and new chemistry starts working. I wish for a croquette.
  20. Hmm, maybe I shouldn't be necroing the head admin's thread. What do you think about Godel in general, as well as his God proofs and incompleteness theorems.
  21. What is the airspeed of that unladen swallow?
  22. Granted. It leaks and sprays toxic chemicals. I wish for a test tube full of atomic element 121.
  23. Get a true love. Insert a halberd.
  24. Hurt Ranette. Heal Human. Becca Nightshade - 10 Chiri-Chiri - 10 Ellista - 5 Gaotona - 10 Hesina - 10 Kimmalyn - 10 Lem - 10 Lukel - 10 Mem - 6 Morriumur - 6 Ranette - 8 Human - 9 Yalb - 10 Like Quote
  25. Granted. You can never learn anything new! I wish for a less temperamental oven.
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