Telrao

*confused female noises* Does sanity count?

o_O arE yOu sUrE???

Welcome to the Shard! We are super excited to have you here I think you'll really enjoy this section, if you haven't already https://www.17thshard.com/forum/forum/35-creators-corner/ We are always excited for new stories! And now, a question (or two): Would you rather be a fullborn feruchemist, a mistborn, or a Steel Inquisitor? What Knight Radiant would you want to be? And third: If Stormlight had a taste, what do you think it would taste like?

Helooooo humans! Something wonderful, magical, and totally unexpected has happened! *drumrollllllll* EPISODE 7 EXISTS NOW!! YAY!!! [Implied Elantris Spoilers] This one is a bit shorter than the others, and I am not as happy with it as I could be... but yee! I know @Being of Cacophony has been waiting for this, so here ya go! Also, @Aes Sedai, @Wittles of Shinovar, @Potato's Wit, y'all can come on over too! Have a wonderful day/night/whatever time! - Telrao *throws muffins*

*cri* I lost the gaaammmmeeeee Fun fact: At rehearsal for Church, I made EVERYONE LOSE THE GAME BWUHAHHAAAA

She ate with her doge.

Would you consider AI's to be droids? Wouldn't Siri be a droid, then?

A mí también!

BROOOO THAT IS SO UNCOOL!! *throws Rhythm of War to Cone Slice* This will solve all your problems!

The kitten blinked innocently and released her grip on his hand, dropping to the ground with a soft thump.

FROG FROG FROG FROGG PHROG PHROG! Enjoy >:)

The Root Kitten watched the inspector's hand, tail twitching excitedly. Then, she leapt out and nommed on his hand (gently), grabbing it in floofy paws.

*logs onto the Shard* *Realises that the game had started while I was STORMING SLEEPING* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *reads the 4 pages to catch up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Thar was a Thread For the Pirates realm Where all set sail under setting sun! But thar was a traitor! Aye, here he be! By the name o' Kas he roamed!

Four of them! It's an... interesting experience. What would you use to destroy the intergalactic alliance?

I sit down next to Bookwyrm and hand him a jar of root, humming merrily.

*screaming* WHY do I see this topic EVERY SINGLE TIME AHHHHH

The Root Kitten (who sometimes goes by the name of Rooticus) appeared beside Bookwyrm and licked a paw while staring at the Guide.

Oooooo yes! That looks neat! *wins*

YEAHHH!!! CONFUSION FOR DA WIINN!!!

Is it normal to refer to oneself in third person?

Yes, why would Telrao tell you what the implications are?

*gives @shortcake some muffins* *pokes Aes* GOTOBED!!

Welcome to the Shard! I think you'll really enjoy sifting through the Theories Section Who is your favourite character, and would you swap places with them for a day?

Epiiiccc! *high five*

What are the implications of Anyone not being personified?