Edema Rue

We were at a park and a guy had a heart attack, it was kinda freaky. Now there’s an ambulance.

Finally, we reach the center room of the mouse castle, where the sandwich has awaited my return. BlowerUpper and I clink our flamethrowers together and walk towards it.

Once they noticed this, the townsfolk began to eat them.

Granted. You don’t get a boon or a bane, so you can imagine them as anything. I wish to be the antagonist in a really epic fantasy series.

Just one? I know several. TPBM is sleeping.

I watched the 1st two episodes and then my parents found out and got mad, I also thought they weren’t perfect but they were okay.

I feel young, I didn’t discover it until last year. I knew Brandon Sanderson had finished it, so I decided I had to read it…but then EotW was really slow. I might’ve put it down, but I have a teacher who saw it on my desk and quoted the entire first paragraph to me from memory, and I was a little scared of the teacher at the time so I didn’t want to stop and risk having to explain to him why I did lol. And then it was suddenly much more interesting and I couldn’t stop…and now I own a memory of light!

Interesting choice. I like it. 1344

And that was when thousands of flaming taters began falling from the sky.

Like I’ve said, you have magic powers.

The vending machine temporarily breaks and eats all the money. Inserts a happy Kaladin

So fun, so fun.

Would you accept a very sincere apology?

Metaphorical digging. It’s really fun, you should try—oh wait, you did.

I grin at mine for a few minutes before realizing that I ought to use it. And so I do, giggling excitedly.

“Of course! Thanks for sharing!”

What if I don’t care?

You’re just digging a deeper grave.

Why did you spell purple with an I?

…but you deserve it!

“Oh. Good point. I think there’s some in the carriage!”

…yeah. I REALLY REALLY like WoT. that sounds very fun, enjoy!

I have a friend who likes romantic horror books. Well, I used to. 245

WHY DO YOU ASSUME I KNOW?

I…are you aware that there are 20+ dragons here, all of whom can blow fire? Why do we need flamethrowers?