Immortal Platypus

The Gateway to the Neverking's Layer The Shrai kneels and bows in a void. "My masster, what ssshhall be done concccerning Dassgravan? Command me and I will not fail." It rasps. "I say to you, travel to the Onceking. We are now gathering allies. There shall be a supreme ruler and Vengeance must win the war. Live long and keep that wretched Platypus under control." the Neverking spits out, voice filling the empty void. "Yesss Massster. I will return." The Shrai's Mind: Platypus' Corner There is little to be done. I must gather allies here and take back my mind from The Shrai. I MUST not fail now. The Shrai's Mind: Consciousness All goes according to plan. The Onceking will be my ally. The foolish Neverking will surely fall before the combined strength of my allies. The Shrai's Mind: Consciousness: Platypus' probe So that's what it's planning! I must find a way to warn Dasgravan and Fils, son of Marasdaughter. I will stop this from happening!

ok. why have people been talking about Lashing Shardshields then? Either way, thanks for confirming that.

also, i think it's funny that people keep assuming that I'd switch my Blade to a Shield. If I'm a KR, and I can Lash my Blade (which, to be clear, I don't think you can, and I'm a KR supporter) I'll just lash it in sword form (or whatever weapon I'm using. It will still work. Just a friendly notice

When humans are gone, beavers will rule this planet in harmony - @ILuvHats All bow down to the beaver overlords- I forgot who

i also wouldn't consider an honorblade bondsmith a true bondsmith because they have no chains (caused by oaths) and use more Light

"strike goat down and goat will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

The clinic: A secluded room (I think) "Master? Is something wrong? Why did we leave the realm? Is there no more time? Is peace gone? What's happening Master?" Platypus spouts, voice increasing with intensity and panic with each question. Even while he acts, his mind is swirling. Can Wizard help me with my quest... no, quest is the wrong word. Ideal? Plot? VENGEANCE must be fulfilled!!! Can he read my mind? I can't read his. Maybe his shield is blocking him from reading outside minds. No! I must focus! Dasgravan must be stopped and put before Justice! Mind going faster and faster, Platypus' eyes start to glow again, this time with a more sinister light. I will avenge you brother! Even if I must do it solo and die to do it, I will bring Dasgravan to Justice. Platypus' eye flames start to swirl and from his gaze beams unholy light. Brother!!! I come! Outside of his control, Platypus dematerializes and reforms in an unknown secluded room, unholy majesty radiating from him. Platypus breaks free of the being within him's control and has one final thought. There may not be hope for this world if Equality and Freedom do not intercede for Dasgravan. The Shrai may get what it wants. As Platypus is once more subjected to the Shrai's control, he knows that he will not be in power until the Shrai lets him or stops suppressing him. And when it does, it may be too late. I AM THE SHRAI!!!!! I WILL BRING DASGRAVAN TO JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome to TLPW! We are mentally stable!

Platypus appears. "I don't know you and I don't have avatars, but good luck I think." Platypus dissolves and tries to summon Vengeance. It works, but the other version is still in the Machine somehow. No One knows how.

okay.

now i dont get waffles

*hugs* the most important thing (I think) is to know that it wouldn't be on you. It isn't your fault. I don't really know how to handle that, the only thing I suggest is telling someone so you don't have to be scared of him and so he can get the help he needs.

Okay. When do we receive payment?

how much are we getting paid?

fair enough. Do we get paid? *sigh*

say hello to my little goat. goats pee on a spark plug. I am the goat, goat, and goat. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die.

We have Nord VPN as a sponser?! Also. Do I have to buy those lemons?

i slip a dead rat into your pocket as I walk by. i have an ocarina

on the other hand, your health is really good when you're dead. 376

yep. it is very useful

granted. they are permanently frozen and cannot be digested. i wish to know everything.

gets the mysterious contents. inserts a B7290 bomber

deal. When do I get my lemons?

Unfortunately, none of you noticed my word choice. I said he escaped with "a Sandwich" instead of "The Sandwich". I am far off in the Cognitive realm with The Sandwich.

can i have 17 lemons?