shortcake

YES

YO ICECREAMSANDWICH IS THE BEST

*shrieks in nerd*

YESICECREAMSANDWICHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*tiny evil happy noises*

That...was not what I meant.

wait bookie i genuinely don't know what you meant though

OH

you were referring to Glass

I didn't realize until now

ignore the statement about eating glass, definitely never happened

....uuuuhhhhhhhh

*concern?*

nooooooo

darn

well I hope they know that I think they're still cool

What's insanity parents lol

Starts about halfway town page 474

CLINIC

MUCH THANK YOU

*you're

wow

slay

relatable

rawr  

I'll be okay (maybe)

I'm eating a babybel cheese and one of those gogo squeez (apparently no e for the applesauce ;-;) applesauce things

tasty childhood food when in reality that's slightly incorrect because I never got those as a kid

*huuuuuuuugs*

eat that cheese my dude I hope it makes you feel better

The casualness tho.

*all the hugs*

*and a muffin*

Thanks you!

Yes.

As Steven King once said, “Kill your darlings, kill your darlings, even when it breaks your egocentric little scribbler’s heart, kill your darlings.”

(Even though he was talking about when you have a sentence/writing blurb that you really love but that doesn’t fit you just need to throw it away, It still works)

THEYRE AT 304

YEAHHHHHH

yeah they left everything (including my dino nuggy stuffie, thank goodness) except for my chips.

I went to the office to tell them but I don't think I'm gonna get the chips back ;-;

but yeah my friends didn't even tell me they were leaving, and I know it wasn't my friends that took the chips because I already checked with them (and I may or may not have yelled (sorry, Cope, I was angy) at them)

but also apparently my friends didn't hear me say that I wanted them to watch my stuff, but I just want my chips backkkkkk

aw man

Hot dang.

That's not cool, my guy.

Happy shardiversary Shorty!!

Happy Shardiversary!

You should read more Sanderson!

Happy shortiversery shardy hehe

Store chocolate milk is fine.

But I basically never get that.

yeah my mom never buys It cause the rest of my family wouldn't drink it

I got one of those quart cartons from the gas station where red-head Applebees lives

wise words, I'll cherish them forever

Thank you!

Like three times a year lol 

I know, but like spark said, barely ever

well him and I made a promise that we wouldn't bring other people into our relationship, if that makes any sense

we're okay, though, thank you

I'll try, Bookie

Oo what stickers?

like the vinyl ones

the ones that people put on waterbottles and stuff

I also bought super fancy earbuds and a smart watch

aw, that sounds so fun!

^^gen z. The phone initially autocorrected me to x too. 

Okay. I suppose that makes sense.

Most of the people I knew that used one of them also used the other one though.

Though they might have been using the Gen Alpha stuff ironically.

I don't know.

From the perspective of someone who speaks English in the boring way they feel pretty much indistinguishable.

Wait Shortie do you and Insa have Mrs. Rohrs?

I cried because I didn't get any-

Ah, I see.

Understandable.

Awwwww

How dare they, whoever they is, not give you your much deserved chicken and elongated green-hued beans

I relate to Jack more I think, but Ryan's smile is just so silly and contagious

it might be Ryan, but I saw a video of Jack playing the song and being like "that's ME" when the laugh happened

Dang, I haven't seen that music video yet!

I'll have to watch it.

(was it the music video or a short?)

it was like a short, because it was in a compilation of the band being silly