HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES

Of course I know about wombat poop cubes Have you ever heard the tragic story of tarrare the hungry. No i dont suppose the schools would teach it to you. Also that one battle we won through potatos in ww2 or the emu war

That is what i did, I have no idea why spoiled boxes appeared

Bio Name: Nedwin Tanner Magic: He is exeptionally naturally skilled in fire and light elemental magic. however he is too lazy to have developed much beyond raw talent Background. Born into fire tribe. Was a member of a tanner's family. His father was exeptionally skilled and thus created a thriving buisness. Nedwin never could bother to help out and usually spent his money almost immediatley. Because of Nedwin's talent for elemental magic, Nedwin was sent to study at the school of dragons. Nedwin spent all of that money and then got robbed of what he had left on the road. He has been stuck in center city for several months Personality. spoiled and lazy but good hearted deep down. H quirks: he enjoys fooling people. He once convinced his younger brother that there was another world through illusion magic.

oh sorry I didnt realize this was still going. lets start a new one. First though I have done the 2nd page content by copy pasting. Is there any more efficient way to do this Also how do I fix the formating @EmulatonStromenkiin the army of blobfish rose from the depths of the ocean, murder upon their mind This was because pancakes. the pancakes were part Bavarian, so we can't blame them for what Wit did to Han Solo. Indeed, they had only done it because being eaten is rather unpleasant. ah yes, that was just before the large sandal had come and attacked them pancakes. Them pancakes were very rude. So they hired a consultant. They all got eaten. The great guflforg patted his stomach, the accontaint had been flavorfull The guflforg fell, croaking in agony, as it realized that the accontaint had also been poisonous. And lo, the great beast was vanquished, by one who was naught but mortal. This summoned the Ghanderflaffles to take over. The ganderwaffles took over accounting for the company The company became the biggest law firm in the world, and its assets were worth over 500 million. But this was all a cover for the real business, that only a handful of people knew about. the real business being selling black market bananas To grey market monkeys. the gray market monkeys had begun an empire of large trade importance in France, Spain and the Galapagos islands. The market often traded nonexistent goods leading to the modern term monkey money Monkey money was used for the most exotic goods. One day, a man named Pablo used his monkey money to buy a monkey who could print money. This Pablo was not the painter. This Pablo was not the painter.

I have a few others I thought of. The Night Gardener - light horror(not like terrifying but it gave me some nightmares)/ dark fantasy about a tree that gives.... at a price Sweep - oliver twist but with an ash golem moonfleet - this one is a really old adventure story but I loved It and so has my brother, not fantasy M.R James Ghost stories(I really like the metzotint) My brother sam is dead. - you will cry Watership down - awesome worldbuilding with rabbits

You could probably do it on the mistborn subforum. I am no expert though

Welcome to the shard! You never will be able to leave. You will just keep writing and scrolling and writing....

Fair point. Then again. You assume hoid hasnt taken enough head trauma to forget a few thousand years. For real though I feel like hoid is at a point where there is nobody who he doesnt have a big age difference with. Im not sure how age differences work out when we are working with thousands of years so maybe it is different.

oh gosh, i didnt realize how preachy I came off there. I didnt really mean it that way if it seemed agressive. Allow me to clarify what I was saying. There either is a God or there is not. This is an easy true false statement. What imperical information do we have on god being real? Essentialy none for either side. I was talking less about faith in the religious sense and more about faith as a conviction that, although you cannot prove something indesputibly. It is true. The world runs on this kind of faith, for example, "gravity always has existed and so tomorrow when I walk outside, I will not fly"(sad windrunner noises) We believe based off of what we have learned thus far that gravity will continue to function. Almost all decisions we make require some faith that the world will continue functioning. When we come to religion however we are thrown into the deep end. We do not nessicarily have the repeated ability to test if god exists. We cant handle this like a toddler dropping things repeatedly to see if they still fall (I guess in terms of god that would be repeatedly dying?) As we are unable to gather information on this topic than it is no more likely that there is a god than that there isn't P.S I am absolutley freaking out about having The Chaos actually respond to my post. I have listened to every episode of shardcast all in all that is longer than just listening to the cosmere as an audiobook

I feel personally insulted that you forgot to tag me, I thought we were friends

I think one way to think of faith is this " why not". The feeling of fullfillment and happyness that it gives is alone worth the sacrifices. And if we are wrong? what then. If we cease to exist and humanity eventually ceaces to exist does anything we do really matter. Here is the other thing. Everybody has a faith. Being an aethiest requires faith that you are right. Otherwise you would not be an aethiest. Being agnostic requires a faith that you truly do not have the answer. At the end of the day we have no statistics or information that can tell us how likely there is to be a God. Thus assuming that there naturally isnt one is a fallacy. So if everybody has a faith then what differentiates a religious persons belief that there is a god from an aethiests belief that there is not?

You can just make your enemies dissolve. Couldnt they literaly just vaporize anyone. Also could they turn fused/heralds into stone. If they did would the fused/herald return to braize or stay trapped as stone.

I cant say why but this post is a bit funny

fair enough on egwene u guys are right.

If were doing era 2 I feel like Leonie Benesch (she was played abigail in the recent around the world in 80 days) would make a good marassi. Actually most of that shows cast would be good for era 2

Based off of the photo I can see you are a man of culture

"guys be careful" says jeffery clutching the one ring in his hands"you might melt it"

In Larinias

its been a while since I read stormlight but arent they siblings in a metaphorical sense?

Anyways Heart of a Dragon sounds good. Keep up the good work!

oh my gosh sylblood sounds really good. but what about stormwatcher (stormfather x nightwatcher) because they are both like aspects of their former shards

Jeffery avidly read the copies and then turned. So what about rings of power. Are they allowed

So, animals are easier to soulstamp than people as they have a less coplicated personality. Spiritweb maybe? So as i understand it you could, without too much trouble make an animal loyal to you or super aggresive. So could you theoretically create an army of super powerful camels to conquer the rose empire. Asking for a friend. Now my headcannon is that this is how the svordish get their sharks to fight

waht? me says perfecting engeesh