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So the infinity machine was only partly broken, which raised the impossibility level high enough for the machine to complete its functions.

Gets a Hydroneer game. Inserts the Fork of Truth.

"Look, can I have ONE dramatic entrance without someone denying it?"

But this paradox was all part of the Infinity Machine's design.

I use the S.E.P. field to make the vat of custard Somebody Else's Problem, and continue my cruise unabated.

Osmium, a Mental pulling metal. Allomancy: Osmium can increase people's focus on you or an object/person of your choice. Think copperclouds, where everyone nearby focuses on the stuff in the cloud. Osmium mistings are called Enthrallers. It pulls people's focus, hence its classification as a pulling metal. Feruchemy: What else but focus. A Osmium feruchemist, called a Looker, can store focus in an osmiummind, being unable to focus on things for very long during active storage, and hyperfocusing when tapping focus. Basically, you have ADHD (like me!) only you can control the symptoms. If only that was how ADHD actually worked... Hemalurgy: Steals fixations. If you spiked someone who was obsessed with Ninjago®, you could steal their obsession with Ninjago® and give it to someone else. Osmium has its counterpart, which is... Osmiridium, an alloy of Osmium and iridum. It's a Mental pushing metal. Allomancy: Osmiridium mistings can deflect the focus of nearby individuals from certain people or objects, pushing their notice away. It works in the same way as osmium allomancy. For those of you that know of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it works like the Somebody Else's Problem Field. In other words, people are more likely to dismiss someone in an osmiridiumcloud. Osmiridium mistings are known as Rouges. Feruchemy: Osmiridium ferrings, known as Kindhearts, can store sympathy/empathy in a osmiridiummind. During active storage, they find it hard to care about others (Think Taravangian), and they become more sensitive while tapping (Also Taravangian). Hemalurgy: Osmiridium spikes steal belief. If you spiked a Windrunner who believed in protecting others, you could give that spike to, say, some random criminal and have their highest ideal suddenly become protection. Fun times. These are my Allomantic metal contributions. I hope that you enjoy committing crimes having fun with them!

Do you believe that Google isn't trustworthy?

I'll give you 10,000,000,000 USD. Just don't ask any questions. I have this nice 'copy' of the Mona Lisa!

Depends. TPBM likes big tabletop mini wargames with too many dice and models that can make like five attacks per round.

This one was named...

I steal the Heart of Gold from Zaphod Beeblebrox. With the Infinite Improbability Drive, it's trivial for me to claim the sandwich.

*The room goes dark.* *A pair of red eyes appear in the darkness* *Suddenly, the red light explodes outwards, incinerating the room.* *I appear, standing in the smoking remains.* In a demonic voice: I HAVE RETURNED!

Stormlight Archive / Kinda MTG I guess?

Il'anque grinned. "By all means. This ought to be good." @The Bookwyrm

"I think so, yes. But they need to be fueled with magic before they can be used as invisibility cloaks."

Il'anque looked at Avi. Were those... tears in her eyes? Well, it wouldn't be polite to probe. She waited in silence until she knew Avi wouldn't respond. She put her hand on Avi's shoulder. "Just know that if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here, OK?"

Len squealed and walked directly into her room.

Len ignored the question. "Actually, I was thinking that I'd get my own room. I wouldn't want to bother you." Len walked out. "But if you want to give me food, then please do!" Len walked over to Fadran. "Hey, can I have a key?"

"Alright, no pressure." Il'anque paused. "But if you ever want to talk about it, I'll listen."

"You had food. I followed food. Easy." Len smiled, showing off her missing teeth. "Actually, do you have any more? I'm famished."

"Fiiiiiine. I'm Len. Short for Glena. I came here because I was looking for something to eat. Now, food please." Without waiting for a response, Len grabbed the dagger with inhuman speed and took a big bite out of it. "Yum! That's the tastiest thing I've had all day."