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    It has arrived

    Happy pride month

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    consequences
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    Meme dump! General Sanderson (C/W: Swearing) Like half the SA fandom: Minor SA (WoR)
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    Nerdy appeared and put the pineapples on pizza.
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    While visiting Platypus in the hospital, I offer to share my lunch. What is my lunch? It is... THE SANDWICH! For real this time! How did I get it? That will remain an unsolved mystery until the end of time.
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    I appear covered in scratches. "Sorry I'm late! Ready for lunch?"
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    "Sounds like a plan! Let me just finish wrangling this psychedelic moth with the head of an Arabian sand boa and I'll be right there!"
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    In my state, Math II. It might be different where you live, but somewhere between Math I and Math II.
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    "Everything is strange to those who haven't seen it before." The platform began descending through a messy mazework of girders and pipes before arriving at a stopping point. The sky was obscured by metal and the light was primarily shades of red. It was also a few degrees warmer. Glena began leading the group through a maze of tight corridors.
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    2-5 minutes can be kinda long. That's one of the things I don't like about 5e - the way you scale is rolling more dice, which takes more time. The thing I like about WFRP is that you always roll the same amount of dice and most spells just require 1-2 rolls. For your spellcaster character, might I suggest planning out what spells to cast while other people go? It's a good way to save time and (at least in my experience) lets you plan your turns better because you have more time to make decisions and look through all of the weird spells in the PHB.
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    If you think that's bad, wait until you learn how to complete the square.
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    I think your friend might be justified... Do other people in your group play two characters?
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    My friend lent me the Warhammer Fantasy Role-Play (WFRP) sourcebook and asked me to look it over. It's storming amazing. But also incredibly overcomplicated. If you think combat in 5e is too slow...
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    5/12
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    One's last name was Day. Thus, he/she/they/it were One Day.
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    Granted! You inflict the bane of really being obsessed with this one author named Brandon Sanderson. For your bane, you cough every time you see the color beige. I wish for stick to become fire.
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    Granted! For your bane, your only method of locomotion is doing the worm. I wish for fish.
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    Granted! It's locked behind a paywall. I wish for infinite knowledge of bad puns.
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    "Goat is dead."
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    I call you up and explain. "No, the idea was that I handed you the sandwich because logic, as you detailed in your last post. Sorry for any confusion. Anyway, there's like, a really cool rock here. You want me to mail it to you?"
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    I hand you the sandwich. I then grab it back. I then hand it to you again. By the time you realize that the sandwich is a decoy, I'm halfway across the country.
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    That post will have made no sense, as I called your veto out for breaking the rules which it did, and the only reason you had the sandwich is because of your veto. Thus, we will have retained the sandwich and asked you to please stop trying to find excuses and just move on.
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    No, you don't. You violated the rules by creating an unconditional negating of anything I do, stopping you from gaining the sandwich. Ergo, I still have the sandwich. We will also have pointed out that that part was in imperfect tense because it will have been really hard to phrase in future perfect.
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    As this was not in bold, it never happened. This is a shame - I'd gladly take SA 10 over the sandwich. Provided that I also had SA 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
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    We will have pointed out that you're getting your tenses wrong. We will have noted that future perfect refers to actions that occur in the past after another action (ergo, in the past), thereby having rendered your post completely nonsensical.
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