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  1. NerdyAarakocra
    Good all around. 8/10.
  2. NerdyAarakocra
    It becomes progressively more powerful the more *DrAmaTIC* things get, and has some useful abilities like teleportation. Nerdy also has a normal Narrationblade. Nerdy simply teleported behind the Once-Author and lunged forward.
  3. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy has the Plotblade of Drama. They dueled Platypus with it once. Nerdy held up Drama and parried the attack.
  4. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy snapped their fingers and teleported themself and the Once-Author to a completely different arena owned by a different brand. Dramatic music started playing as Nerdy pulled out their Plotblade.
  5. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy finished the cookie and waited for the Once-Author to do the same.
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    "Ok, let me just finish this cookie and then we'll duel."
  7. NerdyAarakocra
    "Alright. Full powers?"
  8. NerdyAarakocra
    "How about to three strikes?"
  9. NerdyAarakocra
    "Hey, do you want to have a duel? I know of a few good arenas on this planet, and it would give us something to do."
  10. NerdyAarakocra
    "I've just been chilling here for a while. I managed to influence the economy of this world to be oriented towards the industrial production of lemon sandwich cookies. I was hoping to jump back into the plotline when some other Narrators landed here, but it seems like events are progressing without my help."
  11. NerdyAarakocra
    "Thanks for offering, but no. It wouldn't be the same." Nerdy offered the Once-Author a lemon sandwich cookie.
  12. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy continued munching on the lemon sandwich cookies. "Not much, just hanging out. I had a whole elaborate string of traps set up on this planet, but nobody was polite enough to trigger them. I even got my hands on some of that new narration-stopping ore, but everybody has their own Plotlines going on. Probably something to do with the fate of the universe itself. You know, the stuff that happens once a minute here on TLT."
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    Nerdy teleported back into the stands of the giant arena.
  14. NerdyAarakocra
    Fortunately, Nerdy hardy was a guest. For legal reasons, they paid their taxes here. Thus, they were able to teleport back to the planet. "Yeah, like that's gonna work."
  15. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy continued eating the lemon sandwich cookies, watching the chaos unfold. "Oh, I've been on this planet for a while," they said around a mouthful of crispy shortbread and tasty lemon filling. "The teleportation is just a thing I can do with this Plotblade. Want a cookie?"
  16. NerdyAarakocra
    Meanwhile, Nerdy conjured some nice lemon sandwich cookies and started munching on them.
  17. NerdyAarakocra
    I didn't actually notify Chaos, silly. Also I'm nonbinary, so I use They/Them pronouns.
  18. NerdyAarakocra
    @Chaos - He who must not be notified.
  19. NerdyAarakocra
    Nerdy looked at the animal crackers. "Hey, can I have some?"
  20. NerdyAarakocra
    Suddenly, pineapples. A mysterious figure cut the pineapples in half, Fruit Ninja style. Tocf snuck away holding the now empty pineapple value pack (TM) that Nerdy had been saving for this exact purpose. Nerdy stepped in front of the Narrators, holding the Plotblade of Drama. Normally a dramatic entrance such as this would have it at full power, but since none of this made any sense, it wasn't fully charged.
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    @Chaos - Lord Ruler of 17th Shard
  22. NerdyAarakocra
    @Channelknight Fadran - Lord of Fantasy Fiction
  23. NerdyAarakocra
    Three cheers for Trans Awareness Week!
  24. NerdyAarakocra
    I blackmail Fred, threatening to expose him as a porcupine if he doesn't give me the sandwich.
  25. NerdyAarakocra
    You're so ugly, you make nightmares run in fear! Wait, are you saying I'm one of the most powerful characters in the Cosmere? ...Never mind.
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