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    "Guh... I don't know. Do you recognize this place?"
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    Nerdy awoke in a sinister forest. "Ugh. Where's my intern?" Tocf, Nerdy's intern, was nowhere to be found.
  3. NerdyAarakocra
    Gets the job done, but wants for capitalization. 7.5/10
  4. NerdyAarakocra
    I negotiate a settlement with the emu and get the sandwich in exchange for giving it tasty emu food. I also make another universe to replace the old one.
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    As Plotblade, Narrationblade, and Authorblade met, there was a brilliant flash... andthennothing
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    Do you want to start an additional zany subplot involving the results of that, or not?
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    "That's two hits on you," says Nerdy as they teleport into the sky above the arena. The Plotblade of Drama and Nerdy's Narrationblade form in their hands, and they shoot down at the Once-Author like a meteor trailing fire.
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    The arrow hits one of the Nerdy duplicates, which vanishes into a puff of purple, black, and yellow smoke. Each of the duplicates teleport at the Once-Author before making a strike, all to the time of the music.
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    First: Ender's Game is pretty good, you should read it. Second: I know what spagetification is . "Wait, Really?" said Nerdy, all duplicates of whom were currently ignoring the laws of gravity. "You should. It's great." Nerdy snapped their fingers to dismiss the space setting and send everyone back to the arena. Edit: @Ancient Elantrian
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    I know, right! It's even better here, since it's literally just "Who can come up with the coolest attack/respond in the coolest way." "Ender's game, eh? I'm here for it." With a flick of their wrist, Nerdy dismissed their Plotblade and Narrated a sci-fi blaster into their hand. They took a few shots at the Once-Author, with one shot coming from each duplicate.
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    The swing hits Nerdy solidly in the jaw. They collapse to the ground and disintegrate into smoke. The volcano begins rumbling and Nerdy bursts out again in a burst of lava, landing with one fist on the ground. As they land, a total of six duplicates form around the Once-Author. "You weren't the only one holding back."
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    Nerdy jumps out of the way at the last second, barely avoiding the blade. They're on the defensive now.
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    Nerdy fades into view behind the Once-Narrator. "That makes two of us." Nerdy strikes downwards-
  14. NerdyAarakocra
    I summon a whale in a fedora to steal the sandwich back.
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    Nerdy teleported behind, to the side, and in front of the Once-Author in rapid succession, making a strike each time. "Well, if you insist."
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    Nerdy landed on their feet and stuck the landing, then Narrated all gravity away and jumped to the Once-Author. "This is better, don't you agree?"
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    Yellow Wall-Paper, the
  18. NerdyAarakocra
    Wait, actually? WITHOUT SKIPPING ANYTHING?????? I curse people with a longer attention span than the average american and hire a thug to steal the sandwich back.
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    I accept the invitation and use this as a way to palm the real sandwich. I then hide it in my incredibly secure vault. The only way inside the vault is to watch the full extent of a glitchless Prodigy Math Game 100% speedrun.
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    @The Sibling Master of Rap
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    Nerdy teleported away in a puff of smoke, then ran at the Once-Author and jumped into a powerful attack.
  22. NerdyAarakocra
    Granted. Your toes are purple. I wish to not be allergic to anything.
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    Please don't double post, you can use the edit button under the three dots to edit additional stuff into your posts
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    *Me as a Jew online on Christmas day* YOU THINK?
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    I cast the ancient ritual of ambiguity clearing to get rid of all the fake sandwiches. Then I take the real one as payment for getting rid of all the ambiguity.
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