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  1. NerdyAarakocra
    Sell it. What would you do if you found Truthfinder's Lenses in your pocket?
  2. NerdyAarakocra
    Probably not. TPBM still wonders how in Damnation the Shard is a non-toxic internet community.
  3. NerdyAarakocra
    As Zyria shifted into view, Kurucu drew his sword.
  4. NerdyAarakocra
    527. When an unfathomably powerful entity offers you godlike power in exchange for a few simple favors, it's a scam.
  5. NerdyAarakocra
    While Cellist is explaining, I nab the sandwich.
  6. NerdyAarakocra
    I wonder how Cellist recovered the sandwich.
  7. NerdyAarakocra
    While you comfort Bookwyrm, I pickpocket you and steal the sandwich. In its place I leave a Hoid story to help you console Bookwyrm.
  8. NerdyAarakocra
    I use my mad negotiating skilz to get Sequence to give me the sandwich in exchange for my maker-hooks. Read Dune by Frank Herbert.
  9. NerdyAarakocra
    What a great idea! *Proceeds to create world where causality doesn't exist and post about it on the shard*
  10. NerdyAarakocra
    Welcome!
  11. NerdyAarakocra
    I duck behind a Sandworm to avoid the blast. I then use a maker-hook to ride it and chase you down, reclaiming the sandwich.
  12. NerdyAarakocra
    Welcome to the shard! Here is your free Shardblade:
  13. NerdyAarakocra
    Fortunately, this meant that Someone was no longer here from TLT and the universe was no longer nuked.
  14. NerdyAarakocra
    "Fortunately, I did some sleep-deprived thinking and realized that I can change Mr. Poot into an Epic with basically no significant re-writes needed." - @Grey Knight
  15. NerdyAarakocra
    Back away slowly. WWYD if you found magical cat ears IYP?
  16. NerdyAarakocra
    While in the Spiritual Realm, I use fancy Investiture magic to dissipate it. I appear on top of the hill where it all started, holding the sandwich. Note to Brandon Sanderson: If this isn't how it works then please tell me how it does.
  17. NerdyAarakocra
    ...No? TPBM plays MTG.
  18. NerdyAarakocra
    Granted. You can only play on 2B2T. I wish to be able to do good art.
  19. NerdyAarakocra
    No. I can't art. It's one of the first things that pops up if you search up 'Shallan Davar.' I did make the meme, though. I wish that I was good enough to make that...
  20. NerdyAarakocra
    I hire Folsom Smedry to beat you up using the power of bad dance. I then grab the sandwich and pop into the Spiritual Realm.
  21. NerdyAarakocra
    Shallan needs help with her new self-help book!
  22. NerdyAarakocra
    Shut the pocket. What would you do if you found a piece of paper with alethi woman's script on it in your pocket?
  23. NerdyAarakocra
    You would have to remove the Hemalurgic spikes to turn koloss or Inquisitors into Lifeless, as hemalurgy invests them.
  24. NerdyAarakocra
    I think that Rashek would win. If he has hemalurgic spikes, then he can make inquisitors and kandra. Vasher has limited mobility, while Rashek can, well, fly. Kandra would favor him in a drawn-out siege, and Rashek could probably kill Vasher without getting hit with Nightblood. What's more, Rashek could compound enough Investiture to not get eaten by Nightblood. The inquisitors are much more powerful than Kalad's Phantoms, and both Lifeless and Awakened objects are kinda a joke to mistborn, as they can leech Investiture.
  25. NerdyAarakocra
    Finally, it was time. He needed to stop Zyria.
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