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NerdyAarakocra

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  1. Lightsong? He's technically dead...
  2. Thank you for the correction!
  3. DIE, HAZE! DIE!
  4. The highstorms affect all realms. I'd bet that they're perpendicularities. Also, the Nightwatcher isn't a Splinter. The Stormfather is only a Splinter because Honor is dead.
  5. Nope! TPBM thinks that Trell is Odium.
  6. Our archipelago... 10/10
  7. You are asleep in a wall. I don't know if there's any problems associated with that, or... - @The Aspiring Archivist I ACTIVATE MYSTICAL SPACE TYPHOON! - @The Wandering Wizard
  8. I think that when the others found the noblemen dead, they didn't know what to do. In the confusion, even one Inquistor could have restored order.
  9. Sorry about the rant. I pop out of the sky, Kaladin style, and grab the sandwich.
  10. Dramatic music intensifies.
  11. Flash forward to an arbitrarily long time later, when the Tearsmith Collective had become corrupt.
  12. Relativistic travel in the atmosphere causes fission. The explosion blasts the sandwich from your hand. I grab it and run, stopping only to drop Piranha Marsh and enchant the Worldgorger Dragon in my yard with Animate Dead, dealing infinite damage to Telrao.
  13. You know you're a sanderfan when you force your Latin teacher to read Stormlight. By the way, Odium means 'hatred' and Notum means 'famous' in Latin.
  14. Occasionally. TPBM uses abbreviations FNPR (For No Particular Reason) IRL and OTS (On The Shard).
  15. You start sinking in the vinegar too. I use a fishing pole to grab the sandwich.
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