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    "Wait! I didn't know we were playing Planechase!" I holler. I then try to convince Chandra Nalaar to planeswalk over and take the sandwich. Yet more magic jokes. It's a fun game.
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    It's not time travel. Also, the universe was fixed. I Arcane Denial the Counterspell. Due to the vote for Time, I decide to cast Fork, because EDH. I take strictly too many turns, and steal a bunch of stuff. This includes The Radiance. During at least one of my turns, I cast Emrakul, The Promised End. I take Misting's next turn.
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    I cast the Expropriate that I topdecked. I take an extra turn and get to steal a permanent from each opponent. I take Kozilek, She-Hulk, and the Sandwich. During my extra turn, I kick Rite of Replication to copy Lightning Greaves a bunch. I then equip the copied Greaves to the stolen permanents.
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    I hire Extraordinary Attorney Woo to challenge the ruling granting Nameless control of the Sandwich. Yes, Sandwich is capitalized.
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    I then find one of the un-mended breaks in the universe. I use it to YEET Thaidakar into TLT and grab the sandwich. PLEASE put this in TLT.
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    I grab a Batterskull and equip it to myself. I then steamroll through Thaidakar and Mr. Misting, and the sandwich now has a side of fries. Yum!
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    I jump into the time machine, and go back to right before this thread started. I then grab the sandwich.
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    The bickering caused the audience to start doing a moash pit.
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    Don't you mean A Hero for all Ages? I yell "Fire!" while everyone is scrambling to get out, I summon the Wither. The explosion knocks Thaidakar back and I get the sandwich.
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    [This was inaccurate. It has been removed for the sake of continuity.]
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    I summon Emrakul, then nab the sandwich while everyone is distracted by the giant tentacled horror that just appeared. Moving to my extra turn from Emrakul's cast trigger, I put on some lightning greaves, run away, and then move the greaves over to Emrakul. MTG jokes.
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    I phone Emrakul to see if she's willing to give an assist.
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    I cast Fireball, blasting the net and catching the sandwich. It also cooks the sandwich, making it into a tasty panini.
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    How many people just got Ninja'd there?
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    I secretly drop out of the wall as you continue to sprint with it. Also, I'm not a god...
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    But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I step out from behind my hiding place, a very confused Mr. Misting, swipe the sandwich, and cast Meld Into Stone to meld my essence, and that of the sandwich, into the wall of the alley. Ninja'd
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    I grab the barber's pole from Bookwyrm's hand, and go to the pole exchange to trade it in for a different pole. I then pole vault right in front of Mr. Misting, stealing the sandwich and finishing with a graceful roll.
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    I menacingly advance with a razor.
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    I use a vacuum cleaner to grab the sandwich out of your hand. By the way, have you ever read any of Randal Monroe's books? They're good.
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    I distract you by throwing Randal Monroe's book How To at you. It has a chapter about how to destroy a drone using sports equipment. While you're distracted and reading it, I palm the sandwich and put it in my coat pocket.
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    We know that Odium plans to send them out into the Cosmere, and we know that if Dalinar looses Odium will send him out as a personal agent. The limits of Cognitive Shadows might not be as bad as we think. After all, Kelsier was heavily invested by Preservation and still managed to get to the IRE.
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    The Largest Beings was annoyed, and decided to claim vengeance.
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    True, but we know that his agents can go to other worlds, even if he's trapped. He can also directly contact the Fused that he's Invested, meaning that recruiting the power-hungry would be pretty easy.
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