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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    "What do you mean? No one can steal it if the legs of the foosball table are fused to the ground. As well as the table not being moved during play, due to unforseen circumstances."
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    "I'm afraid there is no exit." Replied the automated system. Wizard appears, "sorry about that. The A.I. system is in the early stages of development. I'll, uh, remove the foosball table from the wall." The table removes itself from the wall and melds into the floor.
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    "Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, you'd better stop drinking dragon pee, or the sparkly Witherlord might just end another deadly mercury-and-uranium soup inhalation by exploding while flying and eating chartreuse rocket Humboldt penguins!" Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture while fishing for Darthenshmirtz Smedry, who's Grandpa Smedry's great Grandfather Venture.
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    Proof: Things like to explode in the cosmere Theory: Odium caused the chasm line
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    Does anyone know Ta'veren Kaladin to tell if this is a falsehood or truth?
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    Pineapple is good, and I have no preference about Uno reverses 7/10
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    "Who are you?" "I AM GOAT!"
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    Nice quote, haven't joined that group, pizza is great! I am also a member. Nice list of shardbuddies. 9/10
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    I don't think I ever will NHIE kicked a black cat.
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    FORESTS, a great place to spend your time. 15/10
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    Gets Newcago Inserts page 1050 of TLT
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    My precioussssssssss When you cross a black cat.
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    Kill it, cook it, eat it. What would you do if you found Garfield in your pocket?
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    Why did this thread die?
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    My cats What roleplay do you wish to make a reality?
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    Mint. Prefered shard weapon?
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    "Time to test out the new teleportation system." Gleefully cackles Wizard. The air starts glowing and after a blinding flash a foosball table appears... in the middle of the wall.
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    "Sorry bout that." Replied Wizard.
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard looked back and started laughing at his mistake.
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    Autonomy also took pity on Garfield's parents and brought him back as a returned, complete with a new name.
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    They were disappointed he had never became a real mouser.
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    "Well, there's not much I can do about that." Commented Wizard. "I can try something, but first I'll put the medics on standby."
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    She started cracking jokes at Garfield's funneral.
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    This was a world record. The longest someone had legitimately been sad at someone's funneral.
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    The monster had stopped possessing him and he died of lasagnation. The monster enjoyed tormenting the people of TLT and giving them lasagnation.
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