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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    There was a whole religion dedicated to Nameless's cynicism. It was called...
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    No narrator was at the cynical level of Nameless.
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    He was so cynical he made scrooge pre-vision look like a generous and kindly old man.
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    But, they were not monsters, only to the most cynical of people. Such as...
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    The watcher shuddered as Friendship was a monster of the worst kind.
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    And so the watcher cried as Oliver befriended Thaidakar, inadvertantly creating...
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    The watcher cried mournfully as he knew where this was going to go.
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    "Testing, testing, one, two, one, two." Booms Wizard's voice. "Test successful." Beeps a automated voice. "The sound system is back online. Also @Random Bystander there are stranger things than grenades eating horses." The soundsystem starts playing the hollow knight sound track.
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    @Channelknight Fadran, I have payed what I owed you.
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    This was a unique power or curse. No one (non-personified) had ever been able to tell which it was. Thankfully, it wasn't contagious.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    It was a bad habit.
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    I got hollow knight today and I've already lost over 800 geo.
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    "You're welcome." Wizard teleports away to implement the teleportation system.
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard coughs. "Just beware that most people in the clinic will try to get the book from you. He does teach you how to gain access to all the magic systems of the cosmere, but if you want to know how the physics work. Well you'll need to borrow Khriss's book about investiture."
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard teleports a book to his hand. "Here's what Hoid has been doing in the cosmere this whole time. That is if you want to read it."
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    "Thank you. I have a habit of ignoring anything important while reading books. I developed fully fledged brandofandonitis when I joined the shard and just started running."
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    The Ewoks ruled over all beings, great and small.
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    Raoden?
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard reappears. "I found the first stages of Brandonfandonitis in myself when I read RoW in two days, mostly ignoring school."
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard gingerly sets down the kings drop. "Just turn down sector B-12 and then a right into D-3 or just teleport yourself there as the teleportation network isn't set up yet."
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    Sarene?
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    *Faint shouting in the distance* I did it. Or did I? Actually let me think about it.
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard pulls out the king's drop.
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    Meanwhile Ewoks built the death ball III.
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    "Welcome to the clinic @Random Bystander! Your room is now ready and fully equipped with a fabrinet hologram computer. We have a large library that you can explore after your game. The library has a whole section devoted to Hoid's life."
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