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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    "He would live on, after I've eaten him, of course."
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    When you learn that the forlon arena used to be called The Tower and wonder when monsters overran Roshar.
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    Summer does that to me all the time.
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    "The Sword's a being?"
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    Yes, but currently Elantris while I wait for the words of radiance audiobook. TPBM has a giant stuffed animal dog named Bob.
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    "Knowledge." Replied the Krakitrice in the language known as unintelligible as it had gained the power to speak in all languages.
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    "You sword gave me the location of another sword to eat. I must eat all the swords in the world!"
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    "What question?" Krakled the krakitrice.
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    The krakitrice started salvitating at the taste it imagined the sword and sheath had.
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    The Krakitrice obtained the sword. This gave the krakitrice a power to sense another sword? Yes that was what it was sensing.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    BOOKWYRM WENT THROUGH WITH IT?!?!?!?! I'm going to be attacked by cows?
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    Quite a few narrators were there on vacation, but the krakitrice snuck in to eat the sword.
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    However, the sword was guarded by a army of mandalorian sith lords.
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    The power to sense all swords everywhere.
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    This gained it access to the LEGENDARY PLASTIC KNIFE!
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    This gave him extreme intelligence. The Krakitirce put this to good use doing...
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    He instead gained a knowledge of how to gain different knowledge from other weapons.
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    This was a secret ability of the Krakitrice, that none knew of.
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    I present to you, the evolution of garfield!
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    The Krakatrice put this knowledge into use to cure its stomach ache.
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    "Alright then. I'll just leave this book here and leave." Wizard leaves Hoid's books on the table and runs from the storm.
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    Have you realized that EmulatonStromenkiin isn't going to be back for about a week?
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