Let me specify. Have you ever had a pool noodle fight with pool noodles that were shortened to sword size without any tubing inside to provide backbone and just had fun whacking other people?
The one's where you don't feel the bruises until the next day? As when anyone tries to smack me with a pool noodles I don't feel anything and so I go all out.
So what's your prefered strategy for fighting with pool noodles?
Wizard puts himself in solitary confinment for 12 hours so he could read the book in peace. He only got through the first chapter before he was kicked out.