The Bookwyrm

Bob, who liked tuna smoothie, ate the rest of it.

...At least one of the narrators was confused, and did not understand the implications of this truth. Edit: referring to the truth about checker board faces.

"Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, he'd better stop drinking dragon pee, or the Witherlord might just end another beneficial vodka-and-vodka soup incinerating extravaganza while flying and eating chartreuse rocket Humboldt penguins!" Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture.

until he accidentally took a gigantinormous bite of tuna smoothie.

No, dragons are quite superior. The person below me is also an astronomy nerd.

When Butt heard the screaming and gagging, he knew something was amiss. But he had not yet discovered the giant tub of tuna smoothie.

But hidden in the center of the ice cream was a giant tub of tuna smoothie.

I have not either. NHIE used an emoji on purpose.

What Butt didn't know was that Revenge was a flavor of ice cream. The dark alley was filled to the brim with Revenge flavored ice cream.

"Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, he'd better stop drinking, or the Witherlord might just end another beneficial vodka-and-vodka soup incinerating extravaganza while flying and eating chartreuse rocket Humboldt penguins." Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture.

"Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, he'd better stop imploding, or the Witherlord might just end another beneficial vodka-and-vodka soup incinerating extravaganza while flying and eating chartreuse rocket penguins." Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture.

"Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, he'd better stop imploding, or the Witherlord might just end another beneficial vodka-and-vodka soup incinerating extravaganza while flying and eating chartreuse rocket penguins." Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt

Found the Kitten came out of Somewhere and ate the ice cream. He mewed in gratitude, then returned to Somewhere. Meanwhile, Butt Venture was still at the cinema.

Somepeople and the wizard he had made friends with came to eat the ice cream, because they were hungry. So we don't confuse Somepeople's wizard friend and The Wandering Wizard, we'll call Somepeople's wizard Draz.

That one looks more like a dragon.

Isn't the reflection of a person or a thing in the Spiritual Realm an image or representation of their perfect selves, an image of what they could be? Maybe Renarin's powers are based on the same principles of Malatium, but slightly skewed toward the hypothetical choices that point toward a person's Spiritual aspect. Though I'm pretty sure all the temporal metals have something to do with the Spiritual realm, considering all moments are at one there. I think.

"Wow. You must have been here a long time if you've unlocked yours."

Can I have one of those? Bookwyrm thought.

I'm going to give a tiny bit of context by saying TLT is one of the best places to go and find these. Just go in like, 300 pages and look for random sentences that make no sense out of context. "Thaidakar sighed contentedly as he thought about Hobbits." -@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

I have played it. My dad has a very large collection of Star Wars board games, considering my whole family is full of avid Star Wars fans. Never have I ever been to space. (Though that would be very cool...very cool indeed....)

I have not either. Luckily. Never have I ever run out of battery on my phone.

Well yeah, but it also kind of looks like a lion or something, and it has no wings. Tell us what it is, Wandering Wizard!

Wait, is it a dragon? I thought it was something else.

Wait, but I thought I was winning.

NOW I win.