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Szeth Pancakes

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  1. More incorrect quotes! - Spensa: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Chet? Chet: … No. M-Bot: I do! Spensa: I know, M-Bot. M-Bot: I’m sad! Spensa: I know, M-Bot. - Spensa: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Chet: Spensa no. M-Bot: Mistlefoe. Chet: Please stop encouraging them. - Spensa: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Chet: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- M-Bot: Smad.
  2. Timmy was promptly crushed beneath a piece of falling rubble. "Welp," said the new king, Timmy the XVISOLX, looking at all the work he now had to do.
  3. Kade, however, remained unconscious.
  4. Granted. You are now allergic to all metal. I wish for stocks in wish.com.
  5. "How's the Ghanderflaffle Empire doing, Jim?" said the newscater. "Still rising!" said the other. "Back to you, Jim."
  6. Who doesn't? TPBM believes that the (original) trolley problem has an obvious answer, and can't see why there's controversy about it.
  7. Granted! Your couch grows legs and walks away. I wish for infinite wishes.
  8. (It tasted like that because of an accident during Truthless’s childhood.)
  9. Not quite yet. TPBM can only play one musical instrument.
  10. Possibly. Our dining room light burnt out, so we’ve been eating by candlelight the past few days. TPBM has more than two pets.
  11. Kade stumbled into the settlement. He saw people looking at him strangely. Why was that? Had he forgotten to hide some of his fur? He felt his vision blurring. We’re delirious from the blood loss, Em thought. We need to… need to… Kade blacked out. Edit: @The Ward's Guard, @Ookla the Short
  12. TPBM owns at least 15 Sanderson books.
  13. Granted. Nobody wants to play with you anymore. You will die in five years. I wish for superhuman speed.
  14. Halfway through. Should get back to it TPBM is currently reading Cytonic.
  15. The Nightwatcher brought you a puppy and some human teeth! Lucky you. It is also cursed and you will die in a year. I wish for some sweet [hyperlink blocked].
  16. Just, all of the blurb. This really needs to be fixed as fast as possible. No, I’m not giving this up. Why are you asking me that?
  17. The universe was ookla. It was good. Everything was good.
  18. (You do realize it’s November and no one has posted here in eleven months right?)
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