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    *apologizing in advance for Midnight!Szeth’s inevitable stupidity* So, everyone keeps saying that the two stormstriders are the same. But why do we think that? This is the passage from which we know there are multiple stormstriders. But here’s the thing - we don’t have any evidence that the two creatures looked the same. The only things we know for sure they have in common (the purple segments above) are that they glow, and that they move. That’s it. Thus, I propose this theory: the stormstriders are two different Unmade. The first one (the “enormous” and “gargantuan” one that both Kaladin and Dalinar saw) is Neragoul, as we know that it follows the Alethi around for a while. The second one could be basically any of the other Unmade. Tell me if this doesn’t make sense. It does in my head, but I may be missing some crucial evidence that renders all my theorizing useless.
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    To be pedantic, no. That’s not what Tyranny means. It means that you rule outside of any structural government or laws, not that you’re a power-hungry maniac (though that Venn diagram has quite a bit of overlap). As @Elegy said, Megalomania might be a better term for this, though it is a bit of a mouthful.
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    This makes a lot of sense. but hey what if, like, Ash is already a Dustbringer Asdfgjkl i have nothing constructive to add to this conversation Edit: turns out I actually do. What if Ash gets Chach’s Honorblade, and is unable to give it back (due to Chach dying/being on Braize due to a reformed Oathpact (no idea how this would happen without Ash being there too)/other)? Or what if she already has Chach’s honorblade? We know she’s been traveling the world, so there’s no reason why that couldn’t have ended up in her hands. (There’s no reason it would, either, but, y’know, whatever.)
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    A bagel and cream cheese. You?
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    TC, however, knew his true name, which made Nameless not immune to such an attempt.
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    ハマろ、はほらなた。なお。。。田房阿良豊たびあらわだわ？たら膝はラタ、芦原笹原は足りたらたらだ。ハタハタはたり田畑腹留学生！！
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    “Trying to lure me out of my bunker?” said LC. “Won’t work.” Then he used their narrator powers to banish Nameless to TsT.
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    昼から！にはさタラ試合後から背たたな、暇。
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    Which made no sense, but they decided to go with it.
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    asdfghjkl Who’s your favorite character from anything, anywhere?
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    It is the game. And you lost.
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    Through the walls of his bunker, it saw a cow.
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    He does! Why are you hitting that poor cow with those mallets? your mom
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    LC promptly sealed itself in an indestructible bunker with a lock only it could open. His pronouns were unclear.
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    “Me too,” said LC. “Well, I’d better be going now. I’ve got some vengeance to exact.”
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    “Well, it’s a long story,” said LC, and proceeded to do one of those things where you’re like “and then proceeded to tell the whole story” because the reader already knows what the story is.
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    “Thanks,” said the LiViNg cHeEsE, taking a bite out of the jerky. “You can call me LC.”
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    “Thanks, but I’m a vegetarian,” said the LiViNg cHeEsE, who returned the jerky. “Do you want to help plot against an alternate version of yourself?”
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    The LiViNg cHeEsE was fine with that. The bold ways of TLT were confusing to it.
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    But the cHeEsE was a decoy! The LiViNg cHeEsE got away, and started plotting his next move.
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    He never finished, because the LiViNg cHeEsE killed him.
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    The first animal would be a housecat; the second would probably be an osprey (fishing eagle) because they’re cool
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