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Szeth Pancakes

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  1. Why is there a giant metal obelisk in the middle of your backyard? F1rst p0st!!1!1!1!
  2. Because. Exactly. 1205
  3. Yes it is. 1202
  4. The spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! 1200
  5. “I'm keeping your hat hostage until you give my cat back.” - @Tani
  6. Then Szeth snuck up behind Nameless and stabbed him in the back.
  7. Pattern? Why are you upside-down? BUT I LOVE BANANAS!
  8. Sweet - this watermelon looks like great fodder for the eldritch horror in my basement! WTWTTS when you’re in the middle of your Stormlight reread?
  9. Daaaamn I’m proud of you Tani 1198
  10. I do believe this “hack” might have something to do with his Dawnshard. Scud, this is starting to sound less like an intuitive conclusion and more like a full-blown theory.
  11. But I set a bomb to detonate in 60 seconds! WTWTTS when you accidentally swear in front of your parents?
  12. Aggagahhhzh and. Kkm&@mKlMmほら、?わ、や'...ひはあら、まわで田屋真綾gべvwっbzんーんー
  13. Well, yes, but actually no. Some clarification: 1. According to this WoB, Hoid doesn’t still have his Dawnshard, but it made a massive impact on his spiritweb. 2. Hoid has mentioned (I think in Oathbringer; I’d have to check) that he always knows where he’s needed, so he knows where to go. My conclusion from these two points is that Hoid’s Dawnshard’s influence on his spiritweb tells him where to go. As far as I know, this isn’t proved, but it feels like a pretty intuitive conclusion. Let me know if I’m wrong - I haven’t been on the Shard in a while, and need to brush up on my WoBs.
  14. Hey, want to come over to my house for… ah… dinner? *insane giggle* MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  15. AhashshwkLlMz. Z zan n w. Mリハたら!るたふはあ!るたふはあ
  16. Well, at least you don’t have to deal with Kaladin anymore. WTWTTS when you kill the king?
  17. Granted! You get a plot of land about the size of a placemat, in which lives one street urchin. You also get a mild headache. For the rest of your life. I wish for five walruses.
  18. I’ve seen the theory that Hoid is trying to create something more like a mini-Adolnasium / true 17th Shard. This would make slightly more since, though there’s also the fact that he doesn’t quite seem to be actively working towards that goal, as he’s visited Scadrial at least twice. However, this might be the result of his Dawnshard urging him to go where he is most needed. Thoughts?
  19. Ch. 1 epigraph 1188
  20. The plot continued. The Ghanderflaffle Empire was still rising.
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