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  1. Szeth Pancakes
    “I’m back, you little mortal cremling,” said the LiViNg cHeEsE.
  2. Szeth Pancakes
    The LiViNg cHeEsE screamed in outrage and launched itself back to TLT.
  3. Szeth Pancakes
    WoK, especially Kaladin’s chapters. RoW is a very close second, though. What do you think is subjectively the best cosmere novel?
  4. Szeth Pancakes
    The Sound of Music, probably. What do you think is objectively the best SA book?
  5. Szeth Pancakes
    Frustrated at Nameless’s bold text, the LiViNg cHeEsE stabs him in the back with the pointy rind bit of the cheese.
  6. Szeth Pancakes
    Granted! You get a pet creationspren who really likes emulating your cultivationspren’s walruses. You also lose x clothes in your dresser (x being two times the intelligence of your cultivationspren based on Taravangian’s scale) I wish for twelve walrus-sculpture-emulating creationspren. Edit: oops, ninja’ed twice lol
  7. Szeth Pancakes
    Falling off the cliff, LiViNg cHeEsE retaliated against the cruel world by changing the text from bold to italic.
  8. Szeth Pancakes
    Granted! You get a pet cultivationspren who loves gardening sculptures of walruses. I wish for eleven sculptures of walruses.
  9. Szeth Pancakes
    Granted. You have to eat all the clothes in your dresser or you die. I wish for ten walruses.
  10. Szeth Pancakes
    And ate it.
  11. Szeth Pancakes
    Granted! You lose all of the clothes not in your dresser, in addition to 25.473% of the ones in it. I wish for eight walruses.
  12. Szeth Pancakes

    hey if Brandon wrote another unplanned Mistborn trilogy he’d have a pattern on his hands

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      YES it would be epic, his promises would be delicious, it would taste like sausage.

  13. Szeth Pancakes
    Granted! Everyone forgets who you are, including you family, friends, acquaintances, etc. I wish for six walruses.
  14. Szeth Pancakes
    I want to kill your friends and family. WTWTTS when you are eating noodles?
  15. Szeth Pancakes
    那は食べ！スピ氏油は中。日本語なやさしい、日魚。
  16. Szeth Pancakes
    Meanwhile, Szeth was still eating pizza.
  17. Szeth Pancakes
    Alright - I’ve got one
  18. Szeth Pancakes
    Hey, Shinovar looks like a great place to burn to the ground! WTWTTS when your date finds out you’re a serial killer?
  19. Szeth Pancakes
    572
  20. Szeth Pancakes
    I… what? I’m so confused What’s your least favorite Brandon Sanderson book?
  21. Szeth Pancakes
    You didn’t even mention the jam! he jamm boi
  22. Szeth Pancakes
    I did that last Sunday! I went down a *very* long research rabbit-hole for like an hour and a half, then it took me basically the rest of the day to get the rest of it done. TPBM is a freshman (either kind)
  23. Szeth Pancakes
    It had turned out that the Illuminati was actually behind the Pizzagate conspiracy.
  24. Szeth Pancakes
    羽田は田畑は、たり、日本語ハタハなたや泡。
  25. Szeth Pancakes
    間山やだね！羽田平間らたらたなにさ朝。羽田リタ、国である！！
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