DramaQueen

Bye.

Not sure how long but. Yeah.

Third freaking UTI this year.

Really bad fever (switching suddenly from really cold to really hot to really cold etc), stomach pains, the works.

I feel disgusting, I look disgusting, and I hate this.

The good news is I didn't have to get a shot in the hip this time (they hurt so bad and it lasts like fifteen seconds) cuz my uncle, who's a health professional, called in a medication for me.

...I only left my room to go to the bathroom (literally right next to my room) and to pray and read scriptures with my parents in their room (three feet down the hall from mine).

Okay y'all

What do I need to do to get people to sign up for Cosmere Character Roast Battles?

(Yes I know this has become basically my entire personality at this point, deal with it)

Like, genuinely, what is holding you back?

I arranged the fabric into the shape of the dress to kinda get an idea of what it'll look like and !!!!!

New round of Cosmere Character Roast Battles is starting soon! Please sign up, it's super fun and we have far from enough interest currently. 

Kay I know I've been posting a ton of SUs lately but

Why are the songs from Phineas and Ferb so good

And of course the whole show itself.

Like. Masterpiece.

Absolute ingenious tomfoolery for all ages to enjoy.

I officially have all the fabric I need to get started on my Rapunzel dress!

Advice for guys (and girls and anyone interested)

If you have a crush on someone, pay attention to them. Remember things they tell you. Ask about things they're interested in. Etc.

My cousin has five kids and a little while back had gotten divorced and was dating other people. Her now-husband was one of these people she was dating, but there was another guy.

To kind of "test" them against each other, she asked them both how much they knew about her kids. 

The guy she ended up marrying knew all their names, and he'd always ask her about them, trying to learn more about them.

The other guy was like "uhh I think there's four? Or five?" and only remembered like...one name.

The guy she married also just remembered so many things about her and about things she cared about. For one of their dates, he recreated her flower shop, which she really really missed from where she used to live, and she taught him how to arrange flowers and it was a date that he planned specifically because of something she loved and missed and he wanted to give that back to her.

Also. Sweet things. Write a song for them, or a parody of a song if that's more doable. If they write music or poetry, you could even parody/reprise a writing of theirs.

Like Adam Young of Owl City.

Taylor Swift wrote the song "Enchanted" about him. They met, both were immediately enchanted by each other, they exchanged emails how cute is that and Taylor was "blushing all the way home" and when she got home there was an email from him waiting for her, telling her that he was "wonderstruck" (hence why that word is in the song).

After the song was released, Adam Young wrote his own version of it ("I was enchanted to meet you too") and also had a letter attached to it, saying stuff like "I'll be the first to admit that I'm really shy, but you were like a princess from a fairy tale and since music is the most eloquent way I know to communicate, I wrote this for you"

Just

Ahhh

(Taylor never even acknowledged it, he was too late, but it sure makes him look better in my eyes that he'd do something like that for her)

Do things for the special people in your life. Care about their interests, even if it's not something you'd normally be interested in. And like, you don't have to care about it, just care that they care about it.

...thank you for coming to my TED talk

Things that are just True:

- Ice cream tastes better in a fancy bowl

Or a waffle cone

- Drinks taste better from a straw

Or a fancy glass

- Sparkling cider somehow tastes better when you drink it for no reason at all than it does on a special occasion