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  1. Dear my local library system,

    You had one job:

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    1. The Unknown Ajah

      The Unknown Ajah

      ...wow

      Your library has some obscure books. I didn't even know Brian Sanderson still had books in print. And Hwite Sand original too, you should see if the library will let you buy it off them, I bet it's quite valuable. 

  2. To the other Americans who got the national alert test—

    Isn’t it wild to think about that all of us just got the same alert, along with most people you’ll meet this year, and the next, etc?

    a shared experience that means nothing

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    2. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      I just put mine in airplane mode.

    3. danex

      danex

      what’s even crazier is than this alert *probably* just killed someone. like millions of people just got that notification, odds are there was some old lady who was driving with her ringer on full volume and got startled and crashed. i’d bet at least one situation like that just happened.

    4. The Unknown Ajah

      The Unknown Ajah

      Way to be a party pooper Dannex. But, yeah, unfortunately that probably did happen. 

  3. W day:

    • Brother’s birthday
    • Got a Homecoming date
    • Set my all-time 5k PR in the first race of the season

    Too bad I still have schoolwork to do lol

  4. hype hype hype

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    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      EEEEEHHHHH

      I cannot wait to get mine.

  5. Who's going to Dragonsteel? I need to gauge how lonely I'd be / whether or not to invite my dad :ph34r: 

  6. We’re driving back from a band trip on the freeway, on the bus, and this car zips past us going maybe 20 over the speed limit, weaving through everybody, and disappears out of sight.

    I think, ‘Maybe there’s a legit emergency to warrant that’.

    Two minutes later, we pass the same car, now COMPLETELY totaled, in the middle of the freeway (pass as in slow to a crawl as everyone frantically merges into two lanes). There were some serious skid marks on the road, massive dents on the guardrail, and maybe two or three other cars that were stopped but didn’t look too damaged

    And outside? A bunch of teenagers who definitely weren’t going anywhere important

    Drive safely, people >>

  7. Oh I forgot about my Shardiversary lol

    @dannnnex reminded me indirectly from his own status update. I guess 3 days late isn't too bad.

    3 years is kinda wild. Doesn't feel like that long but also time is weird so it feels... longer? Idk. Thanks for being awesome, everyone, for however long my brain perceived the time ^_^ Now join SE

    Also, just saw that Dragonsteel Con 2023 is gonna be the same time I'm in Utah this Fall so I'll probably get to go. Anyone else?

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    2. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      Happy Shardiversary! To many more SE games!

    3. Nathrangking

      Nathrangking

      Happy Shardiversary!!!

    4. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      Happy Shardiversary!

  8. So on Brandon’s podcast with Dan Wells, they took this personality quiz that rates your personality with 2000 fictional characters, and after listening I did it myself. There really wasn’t anything worth commenting on— I don’t know most of the characters near the top of my list anyway— until I scrolled to the very bottom.

    1999/2000, Mat Cauthon, 13% match

    It’s totally true, but it cracked me up. Like, I matched better with Lord Voldemort.

    Soooo don’t take my username too seriously xD

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    2. Shining Silhouette

      Shining Silhouette

      I frickin got Dumbledore

      I am so confused

    3. Mat

      Mat

      Close to the top for me was Ned Flanders, and though I’ve never seen the Simpsons I know of that character. I forget who the top one was but it was someone from Ted Lasso.

    4. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      I'm more Eren Jaeger than Sasha Braus, which I'm taking personally

  9. FINALLY! :D.

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    (The sticker is already on my computer :P)

    Guess I won’t sleep tonight!

    :D.

  10. Most Ancient let's goooooooooooo

    I've been waiting for that one for a long time. Like, since about May 7, 2020 :P

    Thanks everyone! :D.

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Your welcome you awesome person!

  11. Has anyone here read Elder Empire by Will Wight? Looking for advice. I've started Sea book 1, and am going to read Shadow book 1 next, but after that should I read Sea book 2 or Shadow book 2 first?

    If you don't know what I'm talking about feel free to ignore this :P 

  12. Ayo look

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    You’ve probably already seen it but just in case :P 

  13. On a whim, I joined band. Already was doing piano for jazz band, but I didn't want to do it for the bigger concert band so I grabbed a tuba. Because why not :P 

    So... yeah, learning brass for the first time is fun. I've done like, maybe two hours of practice. Totally going to work I think.

    Piano is way better though

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    2. Shining Silhouette

      Shining Silhouette

      Ooh how's jazz band?

      New instrument is fun! And very different :P

      of course it is

    3. Mat

      Mat

      Interesting choice indeed xD When I say on a whim, it was very on a whim.

      Jazz is awesome! We did Autumn Leaves for the local Lions Club which was cool; I had a solo which I just read right off the provided sheets

    4. Shining Silhouette
  14. Christmas tree is up! :D. Shhh it’s definitely not too early

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    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      it's a reference to a reference to the Bible. (*listens to the lamb of god furiously*)

    3. Mat

      Mat

      We most definitely did listen to christmas music

      ♫ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♫

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      *tosses stone halfheartedly*

  15. So, the past weeks I haven’t been as productive in my school classes as I’d like (online homeschool type things, I set my own pace) so a few days ago I deleted some games on my phone and rearranged my desk to remove distractions to try to set myself up for better success

    Nothing has changed :|

    Help xD How does one be productive 

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    2. danex

      danex

      Don't set a goal to have a certain amount of work done. Set a goal to try

      Not "My goal is to complete all of these assignments today"
      Rather "My goal is to try to work on these assignments."

      if you want you could add an element of time to it. "My goal is to try to work on these assignments for x time"

      but i like it vaguer tbh. I work on my assignments until I feel proud with what i've accomplished, and then I'm done. It isn't the most efficient, but otherwise, i'd do literally nothing.

      That's my current motto. 'Something is better than nothing.'

    3. Turtle

      Turtle

      yeah sort of like wiz said, i use the pomodoro timer to get tasks done and i try not to do anything other that schoolwork in the place i do schoolwork at home. i usually just block out, like, 4 hours on a saturday to get through stuff i need to get done and nothing else. i use pomofocus.io but you can also just set timers of 20-30 minutes for tasks and 5 minutes for breaks, alternating until you get a task done and then taking a longer (10 min) break before starting on the next thing.

      rant-ish thing abt adhd and forgetting my meds below lmao

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      also meds if i don’t take my meds i hardly get anything done lmao

      i will sit at my desk and stare at a piece of paper for an hour or so before wondering ‘hey, did i take my meds today?’

      but then it’s too late in the day to take my meds cos they do the same thing coffee does where it makes it hard to sleep

      and then i’m like ‘i’ll just wake up early tmrw and get in done’

      but nooooooo that never works

       

       

    4. Turtle

      Turtle

      i also do the pomodoro for like, SE and art and cleaning and laundry and stuff

  16. Joined my school jazz band, they needed a pianist. Have zero jazz experience. Yay :D.

    In all seriousness though, I’m super excited.

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    2. Shining Silhouette

      Shining Silhouette

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      What I really prefer is playing video game music on piano. Legend of Zelda, Mario, Hollow Knight, etc

      Yeah that stuff is the best!

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      ...Did you just play the bass notes, but like on the piano. That was like the coolest thing I've ever heard :P. I guess it is called bass clef. Alright. I can probably figure it out :P Improv isn't my strong suit but... room for learning! Yay!

      Yeah lol! Thanks!

      Lowkey would give you a lesson on the actual thinking behind improv/jazz if you ever wanted 

      Goes for everyone here also :P

    3. Mat

      Mat

      I might take you up on that some time 

    4. Channelknight Fadran
  17. Feel amazing, just ran the best XC race of my life :D.

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    2. Mat

      Mat

      5k (3.1 miles) in 20:56, with my previous all-time PR at 21:59. Previous season PR was 22:24, which was like a week ago :D. And like, that’s two minutes slower than going to state, but with a PR like that I could honestly care less

    3. Shining Silhouette

      Shining Silhouette

      Hey, nice job! I wish I could beat my PR by 1:03 :P

    4. Frustration

      Frustration

      That's awesome dude. I'm so happy for you. You aren't that far off from breaking 20.

  18. I'm an Inquisitor now that's so hype :D.

    Thanks everyone :P 

  19. Just finished my first real work shift. Fast food, of course :P.

    Whew.

  20. So you know those hilarious packages with the slightly mistranslated descriptions?

    This is the holy grail:

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    2. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      XD

      I've seen a lot of bad translations but this one really takes the cake.

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      I love this, I love this so much.

    4. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      That is so bad. It's amazing and I love it

  21. Thing:

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    Prologue: Into the Darkness

    As the towers of the Castle At World’s End grew closer, lit faintly from behind by the moon, the man thought he could see a secondary, softer light.

    This was, of course, extremely significant— the sun hadn’t risen for a dozen or so millennia. Or at least, if it had, no one had noticed. Most people didn’t even believe it still existed, or had ever existed at all. But as his steady, determined footsteps brought him closer to his destination, the man swore that the horizon line brightened.

    “The end of the world indeed…” the man murmured, and he pictured walking to the edge of the land and pitching off its end, falling head over heels into the light below. That was the old belief of what would happen at World’s End if one reached it, and while he wasn’t sure if he believed it exactly the thought unnerved him.

    He thought it odd that he was so easily put off by an old wive’s tale considering where he was headed, not to mention nearly being there, but perhaps that was why it made the man nervous. He was living in an old wive’s tale.

    And yet, despite the horizon line seeming to brighten with every step, the man’s surroundings would claim the opposite. All around him, the everlasting night seemed to deepen. Wights emerged from his peripherals, their ghastly bodies skittering across the ground in front of him, then disappeared into the darkness yet again. He’d gotten used to the creatures, out of necessity, but not a sane person alive wanted them near. The man stayed alert, but as he had been promised, the talisman was still doing its job remarkably.

    The small, carved stone was his only light source, held in his left hand while a sword was kept at the ready in his right. Wights didn’t seem to mind ordinary lights, the kind that came from a lantern, the moon, or Luminescence, but for whatever reason the white glow that came from the talisman kept them at bay, just outside the circle of illumination it granted. For this, the man was grateful. He had been getting tired of fighting them back. 

    As he neared the towers, the number of wights circling him seemed to increase exponentially, and in a rare moment of humility the man admitted that he likely would not have made it even this far without the talisman’s aid. He was of no small stature, but every man had his limits. The detour to the ancient city had been well worth it. 

    After ten or so more minutes of walking, the man reached the castle drawbridge which was, thankfully, down. He was glad to not have to find an alternate route across, but there was no denying the subliminal messaging behind the extended wooden platform. 

    Come on in. We’re expecting you.

    He stopped for a moment and peered over the edge of the moat in an effort to distract himself, but whatever lay below was much too far away to see. Suddenly, a cacophony of shrieks sounded behind him and the man jumped in spite of himself, despite having heard the sound many times before. He glared defiantly at the wights encircling him, as if it would halt their song, but in the end had to simply press forward further guided only by the continual light of the talisman. However close the horizon and its mystical light was geographically, it was of no help to him. The darkness of this place was too close to physical substance.

    Is that what wights are? The man pondered, picking his way around the chunks of fallen rubble that were scattered in the courtyard. The ground was stone, a contrast to the almost filmy sand of the massive desert surrounding the castle. Physical embodiments of darkness? He’d seen the remains of a wight-taken body, something few other men had seen, and that by itself gave credence to the idea. Wights rarely left enough behind to study, but when they did… well, even now, it was enough to make the man shiver.

    It didn’t help that he was moments away from entering what was effectively the wight’s stronghold, though the term implied more organization than there was. The Castle At World’s End was simply where the highest density of wights gathered relative to the space, and only words carved into the stone walls of his homeland, left by the ancient inhabitants of the world, revealed why.

    It was the location of their King.

    Ancient writings and histories, whether written on torn scrolls or pounded into rock, could never agree on what exactly a wight was, where it came from, or what it did. But nearly all sources agreed that the creatures were under the Wightlord’s control. What that exactly meant, the man was unsure, but he had read the prophecies. He had the tools, and the determination. He would slay the Wightlord before the rising of the Midnight Moon. For if he did not, all of civilization would be lost. He didn’t need a lengthy explanation of why what he was doing would work, just the reassurance that it would.

    And it would. The statement was not merely something the man gave himself to inspire confidence, but a simple fact of the universe. He would not fail.

    The man ascended the wide staircase to the front door of the castle slowly and deliberately, keeping his eyes ahead. When the massive double doors came into view, each intricately carved with images representing an age long past, he wasn’t surprised to find that they were open.

    We’re expecting you.

    The wights shrieked again, and the man covered his ears. The horrible sound seemed louder this time, as if the wights were finally grieving at being unable to breach his circle of light. The wail lasted for over a minute, precious time in which he did not move.

    When it finally ended, the man straightened and spat at the ground. “They know their doom is imminent,” he growled, and pressed inward.

    The Castle At World’s End was reportedly a single-roomed structure with supporting towers surrounding it, and from the limited sphere of view the man had that seemed to be the case. Inside, wights scraped across every square inch of the tile, a far worse kind of infesting vermin. Only his blessed talisman kept them at bay, physically shoving the creatures in front of him out of his path. Was it his imagination, or was the circle of light smaller than it had started? Outside, the man would have guessed it reached ten feet across. Now, it scarcely seemed to cover six.

    The massive room seemed to stretch on endlessly, and the man’s vision couldn’t make out any details of the walls or ceiling. It was a black hole of existence, sucking the light out of everything. The talisman was definitely losing its effectiveness as he progressed.

    Foolishly, the man turned, and behind him only saw the same darkness that was in every direction. He’d expected to catch a shadowed glimpse of the doors he had entered through, barely illuminated by the weak light of the moon, but instead there was absolute nothing.

    It was then when the man truly began to panic. The wights all around him, now close enough to reach out and touch, grew restless, circling him quickly and producing a chattering noise that was somehow more unnerving than their shrieks. What was he doing here? In this place, there was nothing but darkness. It was the home of the very thing he sought to destroy, and he had walked in freely, protected only by a waning artifact. The scene before him was worse than that of nightmares, for it was real. What seemed barely inches away roamed demonic beasts that wanted nothing more than to rip him and tear him and kill him and destroy every fiber of his being and—

    The man closed his eyes.

    Breathed. Swallowed the scream that had been building inside.

    No. He had to continue. This was his whole purpose! He had been chosen! If he failed, he failed more than himself. This was bigger than a simple panic attack.

    He took a step forward. Then another. With each step, his circle of light shrunk and its illumination faltered, but he kept his path regardless. He had stared death in the face and ultimately had not blinked. Nothing could stop him now.

    The corners of a throne came into view, an obsidian slab with arcing armrests, carved as intricately as the doors had been. It thrummed with energy as he neared it, and somehow seemed blacker than anything the man had encountered thus far. His pulse quickened. If there was anywhere the Wightlord would be, it was atop that throne. That power… could be nothing else.

    The man inched closer, tightening his grip on his sword. It suddenly seemed a rather ineffective weapon, though he knew it was more trustworthy than any other he could find. He’d made it with his own two hands, after all. A worthy blade to save the world.

    The circle of light that had protected him up to this point now barely was wide enough to stand in, but strangely there were no longer wights patrolling its borders. The fact should have calmed the man, but it only served to increase his worry. But, he supposed, if anything was to ward off a wight, it was the intimidation of its King.

    The man stopped. The throne was directly in front of him, and though he couldn’t see all of it he guessed it reached all the way to the ceiling. He’d long been expecting some intervention from the Wightlord, but if the being was overconfident in its ability to deal with the man, it would soon find itself disappointed. He’d made it this far, after all.

    He turned his gaze slightly upward, and the talisman’s illumination cast just enough light to see the seat of the throne.

    It was empty. Completely, undeniably, totally empty.

    But— the power he’d felt— the darkness

    If not from the Wightlord, then from… what?

    The talisman shattered, and abruptly he was plunged into a darkness blacker than the Midnight Moon itself.

    The man finally let out a bloodcurling scream, but it was drowned out by the gleeful shrieks of the wights that simultaneously converged towards him.

    Say whatever about it or nothing at all, at your leisure. 

    1. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      Only have time for first couple of paragraphs rn, but it's quite well written and the bit that i've read is very intriguing.

  22. Thought of yet another fantasy idea to write…

    In theory this one will work since I’m actually taking the time to plan it out

    Wish me luck all the same though xD

  23. Word of appreciation for Breath of the Wild

    I’ve only done Van Ruta but I’ve seen enough so far to know how awesome of a game this is.

    (Also, Lagoon [amusement park, not a pond] is freaking epic :D)

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    2. Shining Silhouette

      Shining Silhouette

      Breath of the wild is a beautiful game. It's incredible how much is packed into such a breathtaking world.

      Also, cannibal is awesome! The other rides are good but I think that one is on a different level :D

    3. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      Lagoon is so fun. Just went for the first time a month ago and discovered that I am actually not terrified of roller coasters! 

    4. Slowswift

      Slowswift

      Lagoon was great...back when I could fit on any of the rides. :P 

      Also, that many people--even pre 'Rona--is a big ol Nope for me. But I'm glad you enjoyed it!

  24. Someone tell me what I need to hear

    To be clear: I don’t know what I need to hear, I think I’m doing great, it’s not about anything like that :P Think of it as a sort of thought experiment on my part.

    Asking for ambiguous, but honest, advice of whatever comes to your mind.

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    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      if you get approached by a man with a gun, start complimenting him and his gun. then ask if you can have a turn with the gun *winks*

    3. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      *is scared of Thaidakar now*

    4. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      Oreos always help

      Books are friends

      Procrastination = bad

      That's all I've got

  25. So… 2 years. That’s pretty cool. By my count, that’s halfway until I disappear for two more…

    No wallpost with 50 @’s this time, I feel like there aren’t enough words to say anyway and I don’t want to miss anyone cause everyone is amazing :D. But some generalized words are needed.

    Thank you to everyone for helping foster such a well-built and kind and chill community! It really is amazing. I feel incredibly lucky to have joined when I did, and at all. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again— it’s unbelievable that 57 people have signed up to get a ping whenever I feel the need to say something xD 

    I do though have to shout-out the SE community and subforum, who maybe work the hardest out of anybody to make sure tension is diffused and that everyone is having a good time. Thank you! Our little corner of this little corner of the internet is special to me and the memories from the past two years of forum games are some of my favorites from the last two years in general, not just the shard.

    Cheers to many more!

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