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  1. Soulbinder
    I use my years of being a Latin student to summon an eldritch entity to warp the sandwich into my hands
  2. Soulbinder
    While learning CPR Chuck Norris brought the dummy back to life.
  3. Soulbinder
    I call my fellow theater kids to arms to retrieve the sandwich!
  4. Soulbinder
    Granted, but now you can't walk without being injured. I wish for my nose to stop itching.
  5. Soulbinder
    There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
  6. Soulbinder
    Have a bag of some Lucky Charms cereal. I have a rubber duck with anger issues.
  7. Soulbinder
    Granted. You now have a small magical creature living with you who bakes and fixes stuff. He also steals all of your left socks and occasionally abuses your credit card. I wish for a ball of fluffy yarn.
  8. Soulbinder
    Have a brand new kazoo! I have a mob of people who hate my kazoo music
  9. Soulbinder
    Granted. Your tree is now Candy Chiu from Gravity Falls. Your bane is that you now have a permanent hangnail. Granted. However, the mass from infinite rubber ducks overwhelms the push of dark energy and causes the universe to collapse in on itself. I wish for a good book recommendation.
  10. Soulbinder
    Have a puddle of soda! I have an inexplicable giant floating baby head
  11. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris plays Jenga with fallen redwoods
  12. Soulbinder
    Jean Valjean uses his bread-related theft experience to steal the sandwich
  13. Soulbinder
    If Chuck Norris became the president, he would protect the Secret Service
  14. Soulbinder
    Is there really a difference? Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost the fight.
  15. Soulbinder
    "Us goats have to stick together!" - The Goat House "Anything's legal when the goats aren't around!" -Goat Falls "Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a goat sequence!"- Phineas and Goat "How has your goat been progressing?" -Milo Murphy's Goat
  16. Soulbinder
    The Hail Mary (from Project Hail Mary which is an awesome book you should definitely read) pulls up and demands the sandwich
  17. Soulbinder
    In other words, Chuck Norris is the solution to the Fermi Paradox.
  18. Soulbinder
    The sandwich was already retrieved by Biff the goldfish, who brings it to Buford Van Stomm.
  19. Soulbinder
    Gravity is optional for Chuck Norris.
  20. Soulbinder
    Have some moderately aged cheese. I have a plot full of holes.
  21. Soulbinder
    Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories around a campfire
  22. Soulbinder
    Unfortunately Lassiter catches him and confiscates the sandwich at gunpoint
  23. Soulbinder
    Time waits for no man except Chuck Norris.
  24. Soulbinder
    I really loved this! Thank you for sharing!
  25. Soulbinder
    In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the nothing and the universe was born.
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