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  1. Soulbinder
    Granted. However, whatever you write comes out backwards. I wish for a cartoonishly large hammer.
  2. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris once heard nothing could kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
  3. Soulbinder
    Damage
  4. Soulbinder
    Defeat
  5. Soulbinder
    When the Hulk gets really angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
  6. Soulbinder
    Granted. You're now the leading expert in pocket lint. (You never specified WHAT you were well informed of). I wish for a taynix friend.
  7. Soulbinder
    When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways for Chuck Norris.
  8. Soulbinder
    When the cops pull Chuck Norris over, they try to talk their way out of it.
  9. Soulbinder
    MacGyver can build a bomb out of paper clips, rubber bands, and soda cans. Chuck Norris can build a bomb out of MacGyver.
  10. Soulbinder
    Jump
  11. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
  12. Soulbinder
    You're so ineloquent that you make David's metaphors look like exquisite literary masterpieces.
  13. Soulbinder
    Screw autocorrect, that's the SECOND TIME!! and myself for aforementioned reasons I comply, apologizing.
  14. Soulbinder
    Have a couch that may or may not be inhabited by Scottish people! I have a questionable pastry.
  15. Soulbinder
    I walk back in days later after finally expunging the glittery menace from my eyes, highly embarrassed to have said 'Mark Robert' instead of 'Mark Rober' as intended. I curse autocorrect, myself for not double checking my typing, and Lunar for unleashing the horror that is glitter.
  16. Soulbinder
    Granted. N.o.w. t.h.e.y. u..s....e.. t.o.o... .m..a..n....y. p.e..r..i..o..d.s.... I wish for a teddy bear grenade.
  17. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th. The next day he won the lottery.
  18. Soulbinder
    When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie is transformed into another Chuck Norris.
  19. Soulbinder
    I get Mark Robert to engineer me a Sandwich-Grabber and take the sandwich for myself, accidentally dislodging a snail in the process
  20. Soulbinder
    Gargantuan
  21. Soulbinder
    Awkward Avoidance Viking clobbers you on the back of the head and takes the sandwich for himself.
  22. Soulbinder
    In sign language, a roundhouse kick to the face is how you say 'Chuck Norris'.
  23. Soulbinder
    WHY in the WORLD did you give BILL CIPHER NIGHTBLOOD?! "The crabs staged a revolution and carried off the cake as spoils of war."
  24. Soulbinder
    While you're busy crafting your sandwich, I steal the sandwich back using an invisibility cloak.
  25. Soulbinder
    Thank you!
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