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  1. Soulbinder
    How exactly are you planning to get us down from this cliff? "Well, politicians, mostly, but we do get the occasional Hollywood executive."
  2. Soulbinder
    Yikes.
  3. Soulbinder
    I don't see why you can't do this? How else are you supposed to shred an apple? As long as you keep your fingers away from the sharp bits it seems fine. My little brother likes to climb on the stair railing on the side opposite the stairs. It's made me very nervous. Fortunately he doesn't go very far up, but still... TPBM has tried to learn a conlang (fictional language) or fictional script (like women's script from Stormlight Archives).
  4. Soulbinder
    Have a blue shell. Use it responsibly. I have a Rainbow Road.
  5. Soulbinder
    The Time Cops appear and arrest you for unlawful warpage of spacetime. The sandwich is brought before Time Baby as tribute.
  6. Soulbinder
    It varies wildly. It mostly depends on how much attention I've been paying to my surroundings, which changes frequently. Sometimes I'm great at locating things in relation to each other, and sometimes I get hopelessly lost when I really should know where I'm going. I think I'm getting better at it, though. What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?
  7. Soulbinder
    Dazed
  8. Soulbinder
    He regrets that careless glance always
  9. Soulbinder
    You're so uninteresting as to not even qualify as a Doug.
  10. Soulbinder
    Idle
  11. Soulbinder
    I backflip off the trampoline, grab the stove midair, and fail to hold on to it because of my momentum, landing in an undignified heap in front of WhyEverNot_8. Getting up, I attempt to negotiate, offering to trade the sandwich for a tray of delicious banana chocolate chip muffins.
  12. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris can pick apples from orange trees and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
  13. Soulbinder
    When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
  14. Soulbinder
    Braize. I hate the smell of fish and at least being on a different planet would be interesting. WYR be a Rithmatist only capable of Lines of Forbidding or Lines of Making?
  15. Soulbinder
    Slow
  16. Soulbinder
    I chase after you in the Thanoscopter, readying my rubber chicken launcher for action.
  17. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris once punched a guy so hard he hit the ground five minutes earlier.
  18. Soulbinder
    Chilly
  19. Soulbinder
    Have a quality eraser, shaped like a hamburger. I have a half-functioning flashlight.
  20. Soulbinder
    Granted? I don't know why you would want that, but granted? Your bane is that you become bitter and withdrawn, so that in addition to being physically cold you are now a cold person. Metaphorically. I wish to be able to articulate my ideas more clearly and eloquently.
  21. Soulbinder
    Calm
  22. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris once picked up a stick. That stick was afterwards referred to by wizards as the Elder Wand.
  23. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris can sled uphill.
  24. Soulbinder
    No, but I speak some Latin. Which is almost as useful as French, if you happen to be a necromancer or time traveler. TPBM has more than one sibling.
  25. Soulbinder
    Have a shark tooth! I have a mediocre drawing of Nicholas Cage.
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