I Am A Fish

Huh, This is a thing? @Aspiring Writer @Somebody from Sel @Ookla The Frustrated @Ookla the Tortured Er.. Well... People of culture

Yes...

What is the purpose of this?

Wat?

Huh, I say Kel-seer

Hello, and Welcome to the Shard! Who's your favorite Sanderson character?

Hello, and Welcome to the Shard! Who's your favorite Sanderson character?

"You should've said something witty." Kane loaded the gun, cocked the hammer, and stopped. "I thought Yim had asked you to keep this area clean." A woman with long, dark red hair, wearing attire more suited for a tourist than a Talon operative, walked down the hall towards them. Kane sighed, then tucked his pistol back in his holster. "I was cleaning up loose ends." The woman rolled her eyes, then strolled to where they were standing. "From the looks of it the only thing that was going to be loose, were fragments of bone and gore. You're giving up too easily, if you really were interested in getting results you would've tried longer." The woman looked down at Aryanna, then turned to Kane, and held out her hand. "Sedative?" It wasn't a question so much as an order. Kane sighed, then placed a syringe in her hand. "Fine Xenia, be quick about it. I've a meeting to attend. Xenia smiled. "Dear, I'm nothing if not punctual." She jammed the syringe into Aryanna's neck. "And you're not the only one who has..."

Umm... I need to sway Fadran's key supporters. @Condensation I will resign as a member of the idiots club, if I have your support. @Chasmgoat I will establish a goatigarchy with you at it's head, if I have your support.

Kane stared at her, then blinked. He then whispered something in the guards ear. The woman nodded. "What the heck? Why wasn't I told this sooner?" He lowered his pistol to Aryanna's forehead. "Well, turns out we have another captive who's already talked. You are no longer needed!" He patted her on the head. "If you'd prefer to extend your time living, your story would still be appreciated." Kane paused a minute. "You aren't needed though. Any last words?"

Hello, and Welcome to the Shard! Who's your favorite Sanderson character?

Kade was getting rather tired of meetings. It wasn't that he found them boring, it was just... You find these meetings boring don't you? Kade sighed. What tipped you off? Possibly the fact that your eyes are glazed over... I see. Just leave, and tell your generals to continue without you. Honestly, you should leave with Ruthen today. You're aware that that would disrupt the schedule we've worked to create? Travel a bit slower and everything works out, in addition you get time to practice your sparring. Fine. Kade stood up and pushed back his chair. "I've decided I'll be leaving immediately, Colonel Ruthen prepare your troops." His advisers passed around looks, then Niin, an elephant amal, stood up. "Sir, I'm not sure this is wise." En took control. "You are fully capable of directing this operation without your esteemed leader watching over you, correct?" Niin nodded. En smiled. "Then you should have no problem with this. Colonel Ruthen's troops are already prepared to move out, and an extra day to reach our destination would hardly be detrimental. " Without waiting for acknowledgement En strode from the command tent, and calmly stepped into the snow. We should gather our things... Your things... Summon me if something exiting happens. Kade sighed, then trudged off to his tent to prepare.

They haven't sided with you yet have they?

Wait shouldn't water in varying states side with a fish?

Coup! Coup! Coup! @Archer @Hentient @ShardShaper, the time has come for revolution!

Yeah... It was... *Goes off to sulk in the corner*

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