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  1. I Am A Fish
    Kane raised an eyebrow. "Okay, we both know that I'm not gonna kill you. But... It would be a shame if you were to lose a foot, or say an eye." He twirled his pistol around his finger, then turned to one of the guards. "See if Xenia is available, I need stimulating conversation." The guard looked at him, cocked his head, then walked off. Kane turned back to Aryanna. "I see two options here. In one of them you talk now and I heal your foot. In the other..." He paused, staring off into space. "You won't need sunglasses, or contact lenses anymore. So... Talk now, or learn braille. "
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    "Eight... You know what? This is boring." Kane rubbed his nose, then nonchalantly shot Aryanna in the foot.
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    Kane pulled out a pistol, and fingered the trigger. "I'm giving you ten seconds to talk... Ten... Nine..." @Vapor
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    *Blinks* *Doesn't actually have eyelids* *Laughs at logic, and blinks again* I don't know anybody named Nobdoy, but if you say they don't read White Sand, they probably don't read White Sand.
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    Hoid:
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    Hmm... Then you are boredboi.
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    You should do what lets you sleep at night.
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    Being a hero is boring... Villain's have more resources, better lines, and cooler color schemes. I'd have thought my claim to fame would be starting a fish cult or something.
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    That's how I'd describe all of Brandon's books...
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    I'm lazy...
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    Please, for science....
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    Inspired by the many memes joking about White Sand's lack of relevance... This is something I am genuinely curious about, how many people have read White Sand? And for those who have, how many enjoyed it?
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    The nightwatcher has no idea what a dotation of chocolate is... She drops a mountain on your head for wasting her time. I wish for calming ambient music.
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    Hello, and Welcome to the Shard! Who's your favorite Sanderson character?
  20. I Am A Fish

    <_< Well dangit,

    I guess I have to go for first now...

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    2. revelryintheart

      revelryintheart

      imagine being on the leaderboard

    3. Aspiring Writer

      Aspiring Writer

      Have you never been on the leaderboard rev?

    4. revelryintheart

      revelryintheart

      I have a few times, but not often.

      I have won one day but that was because @KyL upvoted a bunch of my posts (it wasn't planned I promise)

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    It was two months actually...
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    This is a thing!!?!?!?!? I am the biggest procrastinator ever! I make up work to put off my other work, and end up putting off that work too.
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    I find this funny...
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    Hello, and Welcome to the Shard! What other books by Sanderson have you read?
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    I feel like I'm the only one posting memes...
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