Boomerang Guy

WOE IS ME

FOR I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!

WOE IS ME

FOR I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!

WOE IS ME

FOR I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!

WOE IS ME

FOR I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!

WOE IS ME

FOR I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!

happy bday!

WOE IS ME

FOR I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!

WOE IS ME

FOR I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!

WOE IS ME

FOR I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!

Expect VERY LITTLE activity from yours truly over the next few days.

I'm getting my wisdom teeth yoinked which is scary.

Thoughts, prayers, charms, rituals, exorcisms... whatever you think will help. Please and thank you.

SHARDERVERSARY! EEEEEE I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH

 

@Elf: ELf! I still remember how we "met": we were arguing over who could stay on TLPW the longest, and then you asked me to check out some writing you had done in Creator's Corner. from that fateful day has sprung a wonderful friendship  you're a cool person and a great writer,  not to mention how we have the same (excellent) taste in books. you're an awesome person, keep it up!

@King of the Oreo: *runs in happy circles* OREOOO! My favorite sharder! Your SA art trade piece is my computer background:  you were my first follower and, quite literally, the only reason I've continued drawing. That fan mail you sent me a long time ago (which you probably don’t remember) really inspired me, especially because I didn’t like how my art looked then and also thought (and still think- though I’m trying not to compare mine to others now hehe) yours was way better than mine. You’re a really cool person. I promise I'll get that elantris art done soon!

@Doomslug The Destroyer: DOOMIEEE ma boi!!!!! Reasons why Doomie is amazing: 1. He is an incredible writer  2. He is very good at romantic advices 3. He has fabulous hair 4. He gives off excellent vibes 5. He is an awesome person :D love you bro! (and idk why but it won't let me change the text so it's not bold lol)

ok, those were pretty long. the rest will be shorter, not because I like the rest of you less lol but because I'm supposed to be doing my math homework rn ;-;

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood my shardbuddy!! I read TLT like a novel bro, good work. 

@Sequence my colorful friend! DEATH TO ALL MONOCHROME AND COLOR FOREVER!

@The Storming Stormfather I know we don't interact that much, but I will never forget the time you took away two of my reps so I could get a screenshot of 420 rep. you did a great service to humankind that day, mad respect.

@DramaQueen @Channelknight Fadran you guys are SO nice. at risk of sounding like an old person, you are pillar stones of the Shard community and it would most certainly not be the same without you (lol I did sound like an old person). Fadran, I haven't gotten around to reading all of the Iconar Collective yet but I will soon! Queen, I am turning into a theatre kid lmao, so if you have any musical suggestions I'd always love them 

@Robin Sedai you are sweet and cool and nice and funny and awesome 

@Mystic Syn love love LOOOOVE your art! hang in there bro <3

@i am a fish (not gonna actually tag him cause he's scary) I really love how you acknowledge my existence on here and how you interact with me,  it really makes me feel like you value me as a friend and a cousin <3

@Experience you are an honorary minor for life. you're awesome bro 

@Dannnex you've been giving off annoyed older brother vibes recently and i am absolutely living for it. keep it up lol

@Morningtide you are really good at checking SUs and also you are cool 

@#1 Taln Fan absolute mad respect to coppermind editors. also mad respect to you individually cause you're awesome <3

@Boomerang Guy COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

@everyone who I forgot: LOVE YOU YOU ARE AWESOME I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE I'M JUST DUMB

the cosmere and the shard have gotten me through some tough times, and I'm so glad I could find this fun nerdy community that I really fit into. never forget: Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination

WOE IS ME

FOR I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!

Happy late B-Day!

 

Thanks for the follow!

 

Last night I had a dream that my birthday was just a few days before Tax Day and because I turned 18 I was technically supposed to pay my taxes. I didn't even have an income or anything, but I got charged with tax evasion.

I got charged. With tax evasion.

Why the crap was there a police interrogation for that????

 

In other news, the seniors (me included) have set up several tents and lawn chairs in the cafeteria to hang out in all day. Someone brought a hairdryer, so we've been melting marshmallows onto graham crackers and chocolate with that.

Was one of the secret projects featuring Hoid? 

So I am back-ish now. I have finals tomorrow but I'll be here after. *sigh*

I am SO done with school and ready for summer. 

What I miss?

Okay I am going to try my best to stay off the shard so I can study for finals. Cuz the shard is making it SUPREMELY difficult to get my work done and I don’t want to flunk half my classes sooooo yeah. I’m going to be gone for a bit. 
 

Loyal Chorts! Fill me in on who has sworn oaths and everything else y’all have been doing while I’m gone. But don’t make any major decisions without me! 

Okay I am going to try my best to stay off the shard so I can study for finals. Cuz the shard is making it SUPREMELY difficult to get my work done and I don’t want to flunk half my classes sooooo yeah. I’m going to be gone for a bit. 
 

Loyal Chorts! Fill me in on who has sworn oaths and everything else y’all have been doing while I’m gone. But don’t make any major decisions without me! 

Join The Way of The Chortle! Become a devoted Chort and spread Chorffles far and wiiiiiide!

Come! Join our Ranks and eat waffles. Oh and there will also be chortling.

A LOT of chortling.

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Random question: waffles waffles waffles chortles waffles. Yeah?

This is a yes or no question. 

Your life depends on the answer....

Random question: waffles waffles waffles chortles waffles. Yeah?

This is a yes or no question. 

Your life depends on the answer....

Random question: waffles waffles waffles chortles waffles. Yeah?

This is a yes or no question. 

Your life depends on the answer....