"All right." Daolan crouches to look under the couch, then bites his lip. "Okay, here goes." He begins to squeeze himself under the couch, completely neglecting the possibility of moving or lifting the couch.
Connie's Tips For Having More Time For The Shard!
First: Don't be a part of SE.
Second: Don't join every RP you can.
Third: Give up on school.
Fourth: Remove all hobbies but the Shard.
Fifth: Quit work.
Sixth: Give up on sleep. You don't get enough anyway.
Seventh: Give up on food. You will be nourished by the Words of Brandon.
Congrats, now you have plenty of time for the Shard!
"I'd prefer the backyard to turkey-hunting, but I guess I could come. Knowing you guys, we'll probably end up with one from the store anyway." Daolan smiled, letting them know that this was a joke.