Knight of Iron

Perfect! I can do that. I'll see how much funding I can provide through my business dealings as well.

"No one ever really can."

Orpheus had just listening, yet he felt the need to comfort. He ignored it. What comfort could he be? He walked by himself, close enough to listen. He hummed to himself an ancient tune he had learned years ago.

Exactly, I can’t even rp rn. I’m trying to get this done but at this rate I might as well save it for 500

I have not gone inactive. And probably no one was worried since it hasn't even been 12 hours since I was last on. But I'm stuck at 399 posts and have something secret planned for 400 (don't know if I'll actually go through with it but I'm going to try for n0w) And so this is where I will be in between post count accomplishments. I feel confined.

*in salesman voice* that'll be $6.50

Sir! I am using my 399th post to attend to your dire need for a salesman in your crew. What? You don't think you need a salesman? Allow me a mere few moments on your doorstep here to convince you. EDIT: I'm going to use my 400th post on something before I reply

Hemalurgic spike guns are already a thing in Era 2, apparently. And Brandon has said that spikes encased in aluminum would stop losing out on the power, and so they could be held for longer. These advancements could go somewhere like that. Best thing about Hemalurgy is anyone can use it with Intent--and so every non-magic person now has a means by which they obtain powers. I feel like it's going to become common knowledge at some point. What would it look like as a Misting or a Ferring knowing anyone on the streets could just pull out a spike gun and steal your powers?

Looks like Ene has won in a landslide with a whopping 1,000,000,004 (1 billion) votes. A considerable chunk of the world’s population, for sure, but unfortunately not enough to win over the entire planet. Y’all have been beaten hard.

Could he know anything about demons? Orpheus wondered. From what he knew, there were very few demons in existence, and he wouldn’t know how anyone could know about them. But this Owlson guy seemed smart, albeit a little annoying—but he had the spirit. But how to ask? “Back in Zemel, there was a legend us townsfolk had about the forest there. Rumors of demons. Do you know anything about those at all?”

What is even the point of these types of threads?

I claim this thread under my official watch. I will restore peace and justice and make room for other people. Tʜᴇsᴇ Wᴏʀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ. *explodes with Stormlight*

I don’t understand and I take offense 0/10

Who follows this

You get some bacon, but you now cannot eat meat. I wish for two wishes.

...could you scoot over?

No, I’m hilarious. TBPM has found out what is wrong with this sentence.

I’m here, actually.

I used to be a part of a much younger forum community (they were for books not even considered YA even) and I made the mistake of making a second account that went unnoticed for a couple days. And then one day... both accounts banned. Instant regret. Tough luck. I had thought it would be funny or cool. I could be two different people! I would be in on a secret that only I knew about... everyone would be fooled. I urge anyone considering this to just not. It's not all it's cracked up to be, and you'd just be making a mistake.

I'd also like to bring up on the side of Moash that he is also very realistic / reasonable, speaking of the points where he says "No, you can't kill Kaladin. Like, you physically actually cannot because the man is freakin' unkillable or something. I dunno."

I had to do a lot of digging to find this one... oh I might be about to get into trouble. @Ookla the Grammatical

Lé fashionable, yet mostly undead Ookla belly flopped under its inelegant yet elegant Walmart purchase.

You know, now that I think about it Illumination seems a likely candidate for a potential Odium Surge, considering the corrupted/enlightened Truthwatcher spren giving a Voidish form of Illumination to Renarin. But another question to consider is if there is a Cultivation Surge, then the Fused have accepted that Surge as a valid one. The reason they claim there are only nine Surges is because Adhesion "isn't a real Surge" because it's a thing of Honor. And does this mean that their could be an order of the Voidbinders for Adhesion, and they refuse to accept it?