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  1. The Awakened Salad
    So I found out that imgflip has an AI that generates memes. Inspirobot 2.0 let’s go. Spoilered for size.
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    I had this idea and it wouldn't leave me alone until I did it. Behold:
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    I’ll join!
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    I... I have no words. The puns... the drawing... the puns (if you can’t tell already I really like puns)... the detail. I love the little line at the top. “The Scadrian Association for the Promotion of Canned Goods Exports” I think my favourite pun is George Washing Machine (I don’t know why, I just find the idea of a washing machine playing any character hilarious), but they’re all great and made me laugh.
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    I sing in the shower I really like singing, but it’s more something I do for myself when I’m alone. I hate people hearing me sing.
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    So in this game, someone makes a statement about the person below them (e.g. the person below me likes the colour blue), and then the next person to post either confirms or denies the statement (e.g. true! Blue is my favourite colour) and then makes a statement of their own. I’ll start. The person below me just lost the game.
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    That’s such a great coincidence! or maybe more than a coincidence? Hope your first year goes well! When you’re playing Among Us and one of the other players is called Odium, and you want to ask if they’ve read Stormlight (but then get too nervous and don’t bother)
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    No worries! There’s no rush.
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    I love this so much. Those puns have me laughing out loud . The artwork looks fabulous as well! I’m not really sure how this would work, but a theatre show with awakened props?
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    *is still terrified of talking to people here*
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    Pickle
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    *steals the hot fudge and pours it over ice cream*
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    They stood there long enough for night to fall, and the Teletubby zombies began to rise from their graves.
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    So what were the creatures of the ocean thinking when the Titanic sunk? Like imagine you’re a deep sea fish, roaming the dark depths of the ocean for food, you haven’t seen any signs of life for months, and then all of a sudden this massive... thing comes falling down almost on top of you. You have no idea what it is, only that it’s nothing like you’ve ever seen. There are bodies, too. At least, you think they are bodies. But where are their fins, their gills? It’d be like watching an alien spaceship crash land.
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    When I forget to turn off my alarm and it wakes me up on weekends. Or I wake up thinking it’s the weekend but it turns out it’s Monday.
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    Saw this thread and immediately downloaded it. I didn’t realise it was on mobile. I’m down to play if other people want to
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    Me: hmmm I shall do some writing today

    Also me: *lies on bed questioning the nature of reality for five hours*

    Me: oh well, I’ll just do it tomorrow 

    1. Lunamor

      Lunamor

      Me: *writes extremely detailed description of the main character, world, and plot, but still doesn’t have 3/6 major characters created*

      Oh well time to write about my world’s transportation of goods between classes and how such work is distributed between different social ranks 

      (I kid you not this is what I spend most of Monday pondering. Turns out it involves lots of trucks and bowing. Also heavy labor. I’m not even sure it’ll make the book, kinda hard to stick in depth descriptions of economical labor distribution into a novella length piece :lol:)

    2. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      Salad, you have a disease known as Procrastination. Symptoms include procrastination.

      Luna, you have a disease known as Chronic MicroWorldbuilding. Symptoms include designing incredibly nitpicky details for your world when you should instead be making things that make sense in the narrative.

    3. The Awakened Salad

      The Awakened Salad

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      Turns out it involves lots of trucks and bowing.

      So I misread this as “trucks and bowling” and spent a solid minute trying to figure out how trucks fit into ten pin bowling :P

      I’m the opposite lol. I create a bunch of characters, develop their relationships with each other, then have no plot or world for them to go to ^_^

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      Salad, you have a disease known as Procrastination. Symptoms include procrastination.

      *procrastinates responding to this*

  18. The Awakened Salad
    They announced a prequel Hyrule Warriors game for BotW. Still no news on the sequel, but that’s to be expected.
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    BOTW PREQUEL BOTW PREQUEL BOTW PREQUEL I’m not a fan of the gameplay of the Dynasty Warriors games so I probably won’t pick it up BOTW PREQUEL BOTW PREQUEL
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    The answer’s in this post if you scroll down a bit
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    But his E string broke.
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    Khriss explains the Shards, Google Translated: Secret History Spoilers
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    Aw, thanks! Your username is really cool too (puns are the best), but for some reason when I first read it I missed the “it”, so I had this image of Hoid being pushed through a grapevine and getting stuck in my head for a while
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    Oooh these are fun Final Empire Spoilers I have no idea what happened in the second half
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    Salad, although saddened by the thought of no bloodshed, volunteered to be the opponent in the tasting competition, realising that a bowl of salad was no match for experienced warriors.
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