Bookish Ocelot

this thread would outstrip the others, Narrator ocelot knew. things did not look good for tlpw.

“So uh, who’s paying for this. I’m pretty much broke?”

"Or we could get more cake." Leona suggested.

"I can't drive yet. I just got my learner's permit."

Narrator Ocelot has an existiantial crisis as she realized she is the same person as Bookish.

“I don’t know.” Leona shrugged. “Its harder to soulcast things that are not cake but edible. I can try, but I can’t promise it’ll taste like a normal hot dog. It might taste like cake. Or fish. Or lawn clippings. Play doh and cake are more similar than play doh and a hot dog.”

Narrator Ocelot was extremely disappointed in Itiah. Bookish slapped Itiah across the face. “How could you do that? Look at him, he has anxiety!” she yelled, gesturing at Talosae, the Pegalot.

Leona ran into the kitchen. “Do we need more cake?” she asked. The answer was probably no, but cake never hurt anyone. “Cakecasting excluded, how can I help?”

Narrator Ocelot sighed. Bookish summoned her own shardblade and sliced open a massive piñata.

Narrator Ocelot was greatly annoyed. Where was the random humor? The renaming of classic characters? Bookish laughed. “No, it’s me.” she drcapitated BoS and Truthless in asingle strike.

No, gravitation isn’t the sole reason for squires, but it contributes greatly to the amount/strength thereof. Other orders have squires, but there aren’t as many. (most can only have one at a time IIRC)

sky rakers sky beakers Duh ringers Edgewiser Can’t wait to bond my Siren to do some sad binding and slay the void ringers

“wait!” cried Bookish, actually punctuating for once. “If we work together, we could conquer the universe! Or the cosmere!”

I suspect the Nahel bond and the changes in the spiritweb are part of what create the resonance. Spiritual gravitation (I think) is what creates the squires- they are pulled towards a radiant.

Doesn't necessarily mean they would have discovered that aspect. I like the Shallan one, though I can't quite see how soulcasting from a distance would have an effect spiritually. I would still consider a resonance as an aspect of surgebinding. The resonance is the result of the two surges combining in a special way.

Basically what it says on the tin: Do the surges of the Knights Radiant have a spiritual form? We saw Dalinar use spiritual adhesion to learn another language. The windrunners use a form of spiritual gravitation to attract squires. I have a theory I’ll put on here later about the Truthwatchers using spiritual Illumination for healing. Could it be that all the surges have a spiritual form unlocked at a higher oath level? Adhesion: Learn a different language, fight as a unit* Gravitation: Attract squires* Division Abrasion: “social lubricant”* Progression Illumination: To show a better/different version of yourself or others* Transformation: soulcast at a distance* Transportation Cohesion Tension *unconfirmed

bookish shook her head sadly far away, narrator ocelot fell to the ground screaming at the lack of puncuation and also lack of knowledge as to what a sharkicane was

“ugh, fine.” bookish beckoned skyward, and a hurricane made of sharks approached.

Bookish was not happy to be one-upped by Truthless. She had five machine guns. A tornado of death.

“I do not have an existential crisis” says bookish, turning red and decapitating more cakes. a pegalot, an ocelot with dark wings flies out of nowhere and hits Itiah

“But BoS, there are cakes to decapitate instead!”

bookish gasped at truthless’ heresey and decapitated another cake

bookish solves the problem by using her sword to slice every wedding cake ever made