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    Leona ran inside and grabbed her violin. “What do we want to play?”
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    “I play violin!” Leona interjected.
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    Leona blew out the flames on her hot dog and walked over to flid. “I’d love to play blackjack!”
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    Leona started roasting a hot dog, and then laughed as it caught on fire.
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    Leona grinned. This was the life. Friends, hot dogs, and fiiiirrrreeee.
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    If you touched it, you became a sunburned giraffe with very frequent bowel movements and a fondness for tangerines.
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    Leona walked back outside with a plastic white container of firestarter, or Girl Scout Water. She doused the wood liberally with the stuff, then grinned as she touched the lighter to the wood. The pile went up in a beautiful blaze of light. “We’re in business, boys!”
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    “Yeah, sure. I think we need kindling first - newspaper, twigs and the like.” She started stacking logs in a cabin formation. “Do we want to use gasoline or firestarter on it?”
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    Walking outside, Leona dropped some wood in the fire pit, and decided to start a fire the old fashioned way. She didn’t want ashlyn to think there was anything weird going on.
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    The eels could also manipulate time, and occasionally barfed up small fish. They also pooped glitter.
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    “Hi Ashlyn!” Leona said, waving. She grabbed the lighter and gestured towards the back door. “Let’s go start us a fire! Would you like some cake?”
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    This discussion was becoming too philosophical for narrator Ocelots taste, so she summoned a batch of logic ignoring eels.
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    “How are we going to start the fire? Like should I soulcast it or...?”
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    Bookish bought donuts with the intention of keeping TST alive.
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    Giant paper oragami dragons? Heck yes. Another thought would be to build a harness with canvas wings attached and command it to fly. Or use one of those giant parachutes from elementary school gym class. How much exactly can the laws of physics be bent with awakening?
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    You can add a magic pedestal to your order of Magic Mysterious Sphere of Doom for just $19.99 and shipping and handling!
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    A neutron star bullet. (read XKCD)
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    I hypothesize that surgebinding will work like burning metals- the more you do it, the more effective/faster/efficient it is. For example, lashings/illusions/healing/soulcasting would take significantly less energy, and potentially be more destructive. (like Jasnah being able to soulcast over a distance)
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    YKYASW your most visited website is the 17th shard Your phone autocorrects things to “Kaladin” “Shallan” “Surgebinding” “Stormlight” and “Mistborn” your entire family knows who sanderson is.
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    “There are many ways to cook hot dogs. Some are precooked. Most of the time people grill them. You can also boil or microwave. Do we even have a grill?”
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