Lunamor

I feel like winter should be earlier than it is. The beginning of December feels like winter and the beginning of March decidedly does not feel like winter.

It’s really hard to make a stick spontaneously combust, obviously a Shallan reference.

You are a Twinborn. Ranks can be seen on a computer but I am not sure if it is possible to find your rank on mobile.

Pretzels dipped in ranch are fantastic somehow, and I hate ranch!

F i s h y s m e l l . (Now everything smells like fish) I wish for a functioning lightsaber.

Granted. Now you’ve made a bunch of Shin people sad. Look at their big puppy dog eyes, they’re crying! Are you happy now, you monster? I wish for infinite cheese.

Proof: They both have shard in their names. That obviously means both have to be super sharp. And what’s super sharp? A blade! Theory: Adonalsium was split because a bunch of different kids wanted to play with it at once.

because it had properties like

I yell loudly to drown out the whisper and steal the sandwich.

This sums up Eza pretty well.

Well, that hadn’t been very effective. Eza had bought a few seconds, at most. As her confidence began to waver and the woman walked towards her, she realized that she was in trouble. She was clashing with law enforcement. Eza never did something like this. She shouldn’t have done this. She should have stayed quiet. Running had always worked. Running meant safety. Now it was too late. Beginning to panic, she flared iron and tried to rip the remaining gun out of its holder’s hands. She then turned around and attempted to sprint away once again, starting to become exhausted. Eza held her hand behind her, preparing to catch the gun if she could but not looking backwards to check if she had succeeded. @Ookla of whimsy @Ookla of Ravens @Ookla the Prehistoric

Eza looked behind her, and no one seemed to be following. She sighed, then began heading in the opposite direction. When she started to hear voices and see the shadows of the officers, she slowed, becoming completely silent. Hiding just out of sight, she peeked around the corner. Burning iron to help her spot metal, it looked like one of the officers still had a gun. Great. If she tried to steal it now, she wouldn’t be able to help anymore. Eza thought for a moment. All she needed to do was stall them. There was nothing she could do to physically block the door… But she could still make it very annoying to open. Eza prepared to burn iron and pull the door handle towards her as soon as someone grabbed it, attempting to counteract attempts to swing it inwards. @Ookla of whimsy @Ookla of Ravens @Ookla the Prehistoric

The officer had finally released Eza's arm. She shook it, glaring at him as he exited. Lum seemed to have run upstairs. That probably meant they were trapped if they couldn't escape out of a window. So Eza hid behind the counter and waited for the officer to come back. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ He returned shortly after, several other lackeys in tow. He was really taking this challenge seriously; it felt a bit like he was cheating, bringing in help. But she grew worried when she saw him holding a gun. That meant he was willing to kill Lum if he wanted to. So Eza decided to cheat too. She popped up from behind the counter, flared iron, and pulled on the officer's gun. It was ripped from his grasp, and Eza caught it. Thankfully, it didn't go off. She stuck out her tongue at the officer and made a rude gesture. Eza then sprinted up the stairs, pulling on the railing to increase her speed. Picking a direction at random, she hoped that she was going the opposite way as Lum was. Eza pulled on the door frames of each room she passed to give her boosts of speed, her light weight causing only minimal property damage. @Ookla of whimsy @Ookla of Ravens

Alright, thanks for clarifying! She was definitely going to ragdoll to slow him down if he was still holding on to her

@Ookla thePresentParticiple, is Corbeau still holding on to Eza when he runs to get help?

away his bridgemen-killing privileges. Unfortunately,

The muffin man, the muffin man

I think I have a timezone advantage over y'all.

This video of a talking baby husky is extremely important.

Unfortunately, it didn’t seem like Lum’s luck was enough to get Eza out of this. But there was no way she would risk losing all of her treasures. She had to think of something. She almost tried to yank her arm out and flee again, but paused. The officer had mentioned the Lord Ruler when he arrived. Her brow furrowed in confusion. ”You know the Lord Ruler’s dead, right? He was killed centuries ago. Everyone remembers him as an evil tyrant, basically a myth. He doesn’t have power any more.” She tilted her head towards Perses. ”And that guy’s definitely not an Inquisitor. I think.” Eza squinted at the officer. He had black tattoos around his eyes. An Obligator? ”How old are you?” Either the Alleycity was even stranger than she thought or this guy was insane. @Ookla of whimsy @Ookla of Ravens @Ookla the Windwhisperer

“This woman, Ash, was using firemoss. This is likely because I quit giving her alcohol after it made her pass out and slice open her leg.” Lunamor’s voice softened. ”She really needs help, Kal.” @Ookla-The-Stick