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  1. Jaywalk
    Because of the pure power of awesomeness, the Longest Thread claimed victory, for it was a sentient being and easily crushed the Last Post thread.
  2. Jaywalk
    Nael ran a hand through his hair. “C-Can I get you something?” he stuttered.
  3. Jaywalk
    “I’d like that,” he said. Then he saw she was blushing, and felt his face growing warm as he did the same.
  4. Jaywalk
    “Yeah. He’s a mystery. Don’t know much about him.” He held out his hand to her. “I may not know where I am, or even what tomorrow will bring, but it’s good to meet you, Sam.”
  5. Jaywalk
    “He’s, uh, a kandra. Kind of weird having him around. He can change his gender, or even his species.”
  6. Jaywalk
    The ghanderflaffles approved.
  7. Jaywalk
    Narrator Jaywalk remained with this side, but quickly realized that it would be better settled in the Superfight.
  8. Jaywalk
    Has anyone ever eaten a ham sandwich while dangling their legs off the edge of a skyscraper? If atoms are mostly empty space, how am I sitting in this chair?
  9. Jaywalk
    I guess the Longest Thread is going to have a thread war with this one. Good luck, Last Posters.
  10. Jaywalk
    ...I know Lan’s awesome, but... *facepalm*
  11. Jaywalk
    We the founders are proud of our grand creation.
  12. Jaywalk
    Aleva Haydawn strode through the front doors of TUBA headquarters. She had heard this was the place to join up, but was incredibly confused when a sausage link passed by, just inches from her nose.
  13. Jaywalk
    “Honestly,” Nael said, “I don’t know. Kal was the one who enlisted me.” He leaned in closer, voice low. “You wouldn’t mind explaining what this place is, would you?”
  14. Jaywalk
    And was stored in spare Hemalurgic spikes in preparation for the ultimate thread war.
  15. Jaywalk
    Due to conflict that arose during the last round, I wasn’t able to participate as much as I probably should’ve. I’m out for this round, but I’ll hopefully be able to next time!
  16. Jaywalk
    Buffalo bings. Wait...
  17. Jaywalk
    One day, Dave died while dipping drugs with dandy deer.
  18. Jaywalk
    Because it reminded him of his mother-in-law.
  19. Jaywalk
    Darkness covered the land, bleeding blackness because boingy boys bounce by bananas.
  20. Jaywalk
    And the ghanderflaffles regained control.
  21. Jaywalk
    Nael grew uncomfortable again. Not because she scared him, but because he found her maybe kind of a little attractive.
  22. Jaywalk
    He had a brother named Ruigi.
  23. Jaywalk
    They looked disturbingly similar. Except for Hoid!, who was an Elantrian. Hoid was very jealous.
  24. Jaywalk
    Narrator Jaywalk didn’t care either way.
  25. Jaywalk
    The other beaver was an alcoholic.
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