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Jaywalk

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  1. My personal philosophy is that showers bestow you with supernatural creativity. I’m speaking from experience.
  2. Why do all of these random thoughts have to be questions? Epiphany at its deepest.
  3. Because of the lack of principles, their entire inventory was stolen.
  4. My brain hurts...
  5. Well, hello there! What’s your favorite book?
  6. All except for Butt’s clothing line, now run by the Voidapple children.
  7. Especially at the lack of principles. Chaos insued.
  8. Pineapple went on a rampage, massacring the entire population of Voidapplesingers. It was very satisfying.
  9. I wonder... Why are toddlers so adorable, yet so obnoxious?
  10. The ghanderflaffle government did not like them, as they were sold on the black market.
  11. They were promptly pierced by a pair of spikes, then silently incinerated.
  12. That’s not how I pictured a ghanderflaffle in the slightest. Siri and Vivenna turned on Narrator SD, believing he had more enchiladas.
  13. Which would be me!
  14. Butt did not complain, and was drunk within the minute.
  15. Which, I think is kind of the point. Apparently it’s used for torture in the actual movie.
  16. Anyone listened to Catchy Song from The Lego Movie 2? I hate it and I want to rip my eardrums out, but I know it’s intentional. Thoughts?
  17. The Everything is Awesome 2.0—my favorite worst new song: Catchy Song, from the Lego Movie 2.
  18. Xenoblade Chronicles: Or
  19. Voidus, of course, was attracted to such power of this magnitude.
  20. Pineapple was intrigued by the reveal of her origins, and her newfound powers.
  21. Narrator Jaywalk decided not to comment on that.
  22. The other Pineapple became jealous, however.
  23. But Peace was saved by Pear and Pineapple.
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