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    Voidapple’s children became successful business men and women, and the eldest restarted Butt’s online company of Juice-Stained Suits.
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    Voidus himself.
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    Many other ships came to sink it and retrieve Voidus’s bounty, but Voidapple prevailed!
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    Rosegarden all the way.
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    Ok, thanks.
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    “SHUT UP!” Butt screamed. “I’m trying to brood over here.” Butt was very depressed, having just closed down his very successful clothing line and gambled all his money away.
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    Dalinar all the way.
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    Can a Returned change genders in the process of returning, a la the Forsaken in Wheel of Time? I couldn’t find any answer on Arcanum.
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    The old man—a.k.a Butterflutter the Second—wore an expensive pair of dress pants from Butt’s online clearance sale, stained with cranberry juice.
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    Butterflutter greatly enjoyed the taste of wood.
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    Mistborn(Final Empire): Or
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    Once upon a time, there was a ghanderflaffle named Butterflutter. He was from Iceland.
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    You are now my favorite person
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    The Pancake Gods did not smile upon No and Evel.
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    She created an army of Awakened pancakes, turning Bob’s creations against him.
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    You don’t need legs to wear pants. You just drape them over your shoulder. Butt sadly gambled all his money away.
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    Each new item was more popular than the rest, exploding in popularity with the introduction of cranberry juice.
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    The style became very popular among ghanderflaffles, who started every day by pouring a glass of grape juice on their pants.
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    Which he spilled all over his brand new suit.
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    The OJ and the jam were both spoiled. Butt ate it anyway.
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    Meanwhile, Evel, Evil’s twin brother, was plotting to create a waffle shard to oppose the pancake shard.
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    “We shall exact revenge,” said the ghanderflaffles.
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    Howdy!

    Jaywalk replied to Tin's topic in Introduce Yourself!

    Don’t worry. I took it through the process. It’s so certified it has a certificate.
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    Vasher was having one of his grumpy days and decided not to participate.
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    Howdy!

    Jaywalk replied to Tin's topic in Introduce Yourself!

    Good on her! Welcome to the Shard, and have a cookie(it’s spike free, don’t worry)! I’d also recommend the Longest Thread, as well as the RPs.
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