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Jaywalk

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  1. My parents have threatened before...but never have they gone through with it.
  2. Narrator Jaywalk shuddered at the realization. “I’m a...ghanderflaffle?” Then he did his best Skywalker scream. ”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
  3. Dang. Sorry, man. I can relate so much to this. Have a hug. And taking away reading is not okay.
  4. Universe Y caught the aftershocks. The inhabitants fled to Universe K.
  5. And Universe D was where the narrators lived. “They’re much too close,” Narrator Jaywalk said. “What should we do?”
  6. But the Voidapple children did not like tea. Because of this, their parents disowned them.
  7. Which wouldn’t change much. Oil was VERY expensive on Yolen.
  8. Not to mention the ghanderflaffle bandits hiding in Scadrial's Cognitive Realm.
  9. The next morning, Butt was very surprised to find a second cat as well.
  10. He was surprised to find that his cat was actually a kandra.
  11. Maybe this would go better in the Stormlight subforum. But Welcome to the Shard!
  12. Be on the lookout for Flafflengers: Endgame, coming in 2020.
  13. "Mr. Venture," Butterflutter the Fourth said, "I don't feel so well."
  14. "Small world," Narrator Jaywalk said with a wink.
  15. Narrator Jaywalk reached into his bag, pulling out the Infinity Gauntlet. "You know what to do," he said, handing it to Narrator @The Forumlurker.
  16. Except for Narrator Jaywalk, who instead plugged his ears and cried tears of joy.
  17. Meanwhile, there was a party on the other side of town. The hosts? Vasher and Nightblood.
  18. Another of my friends started at about the same time. He’s on Chapter 3(but he has an excuse. He’s super busy).
  19. When you dub your friend a heretic after she calls Mistborn boring. She’s been reading it for two weeks. Hasn’t even finished the prologue.
  20. *a voice whispers in your mind* Join TUBA...
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