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  1. Ark1002
    Wow. I found someone who had over a hundred negative reputation. How did they do it?
  2. Ark1002
    This irrelevantly led to a squirrel revolution against there chipmunk oppressors. This caused the chipmunk to turn to there old god, ogium. He have them a new form, a form of power. Sgormform. The worked togehtor and summoned a giant sgorm. The eversgorm washed over the chipmunks, but the cornfather sent a highcorn in retaliation. The chipmunk were battered as corn and sgorm collided. Luckily, one of them had a fartblade, and attacked the squirrels. The smell caused all the squirrels to have synchronized heart attacks, dying. He then used the blade to teleport them to the bottom turtle. Unfortunately, the other turtle accidentally squished them under its foot, meaning that all cute, furry rodents had been eliminated, as only two had species had survived the universe turning into a turtle, and those were both dead, NEVER TO RETURN!!!
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  4. Ark1002
    That was irrelevant, so the universe irrelevantly exploded again, reforming as a giant turtle
  5. Ark1002
    This is what I read the first time. I thought you were talking about me. I was just skimming through. I was SO confused until I reread it.
  6. Ark1002
    That would be cool. I like the idea.
  7. Ark1002
    HOw exactly does one get negative reputation?
  8. Ark1002
    I thought it was a pattern like this, but a pale blue-violet hue to it. Either that, or I imagined it as a whitish-grayish fog, expect moving in all directions quickly, as if strong winds were blowing it in different places.
  9. Ark1002
    When you get mad and call your brother an airsick lowlander because he doesn't have an intelligent answer for what to do with unlimited power... the little cremling...
  10. Ark1002
    You're welcome.
  11. Ark1002
    Bah, amaram is still cool.
  12. Ark1002
    When all times, you have 17th shard, the coppermind, and arcanum open on your computer, usually multiple tabs of each.
  13. Ark1002
    A man in red armor arrives. He glows slightly, and is covered in different pieces of jewelry, made of the metal chromium. He drags behind him an entire chasmfiend, roasta and spiced to perfection. He had a windrunner lash it so it was almost weightless beforehand. He had an offering for the party now, but what else could he do? He was in a strange and unfamiliar land, it wasn't even the same universe. He wanted to make a good first impression with the ruler of this land, so he could return to learn more about the place. With luck (which he had lots of) he would.
  14. Ark1002
    When you can spend hours thinking about different ways the SA could be in minecraft, and you don't even really like minecraft....
  15. Ark1002
    158. Don't do anything involving magic in general. There is a high chance of death.
  16. Ark1002
    Hey, that happens with me all the time! You know you are a sanderfan when this thread summarizes your existence.
  17. Ark1002
    Does spray paint exist in the cosmere? Also, can I borrow a sledgehammer? I want mine to be made of aluminum and about an inch thick, then full of red paint. It would eb incredibly satisfying to spray it, smash it, and watch it crumple.
  18. Ark1002
    I'm a copper ferring. I don't really like the concept. Can I reroll?
  19. Ark1002
    Hellbent sat on the plateau, and created a bright, glowing light around him. He then summoned his spren, vortex, as a shardblade. The light turned into a training arena. Hellbent began to practice. I will need to practice if I am going to be successful in this. I am not nearly practiced enough with this blade. He moved quickly, slicing through the illusions of people. He needed to make a mark in the world. Adn this is where he would start. Freeing listener children.
  20. Ark1002
    When you read Brandon Sanderson's books multiple times, trying to figure out species that are in the books and in the, ugh, weird other place. When you have spent 10 hours reading oathbringer, went to sleep, woke up 6 hours later, and reached for oathbringer again.
  21. Ark1002
    That isn't what that meant @goody153. They curse at him, he isn't a curse.
  22. Ark1002
    Spheres with assorted gems
    This is really cool.
  23. Ark1002
    I want to have a statue*! *Mostly just to deface it
  24. Ark1002
    That creates a whole new set of problems. If they have enough healing and it stored in both the body and the head, could they regrow as two different people? Would the body become full? The head?
  25. Ark1002
    It is simple, but I think it would work for a start. But how could it tell what are legs, what are weapons, and what is the body.
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