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  1. whattheHoid
    But they had cheese, wine, and Horneater ale, so all was not lost.
  2. whattheHoid
    Until something did... They ran out of cakes. Ashertmarn was displeased; so they had a huge rusting revel.
  3. whattheHoid
    And Breath. p.s. I really enjoyed Dunkirk. Storming solid film.
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    In slow motion.
  5. whattheHoid
    Turns out Blue was infact evil. All those "clues" were in fact souls of the damned. Poor Steve was Blue's unwitting accomplise. Blue tried to run. Nightblood is as everyone knows awesomely fast and amazing. Butt and the gang stared in astonishment.
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    And all the taco/avacado rain turns into random awakened objects. Out in the distance appears a black sword with smoke curling from it. It introduced itself as Nightblood.
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    It is mail time now. Someone has mailed the gang some pico de gallo with a bottle of tequila and limes.
  8. whattheHoid
    Steve followed, as he is the one and only best companion to Blue. They all started looking for clues amid the taco/avacado rain.
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    And avacados fall from the sky. Butt and the gang gets their helmets and ponchos. It gets very messy.
  10. whattheHoid
    Hoid stops by to judge the prospective intelligence. Although his judgement is a bit skewed as his head has been flipped upside down. This was a curse from Cultivation. She has been irritated with Hoid's attempts of flirtation.
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    He gathers the best minds he can to help him understand. Unfortunately all he has is Arnold, Uncle Brandy, the ghanderflaffle, and Hagrid. True they were smarter than Butt, but only by a negligible amount.
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    Butt is even more confused and flustered. Uncle Brandy pats Butt on the head condesendingly and says, "We love you Butt, but we have accepted most of this always goes over your head."
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    Butt is confused. He doesn't understand what irrelevance is even though it has been a rather relevant part of his life.
  14. whattheHoid
    @Rebecca That's it!!!! You're a storming genius. I have also read that book over and over again.
  15. whattheHoid
    *Also wonders what I have referenced. Perhaps a Dr. Suess book that she has read over and over and over again to her toddler. Sorry wasn't even a cool reference.* The gang couldn't get the demon out of their line of sight and worries.
  16. whattheHoid
    Everyone scrambled to find a spanreed. Alas they got lost in the storm. Gradually Watermelon was curious. "What are mother's?" Said Gradually.
  17. whattheHoid
    Apollyon and his gang cheered Gradually Watermelon but we're confused. They hoped they didn't qualify as man cubits. Butt put a protective bubble of Fartomancy around the gang.
  18. whattheHoid
    A man came peddling in the distance babbling about watermelons. Gradually shrunk back. He escaped because it was tired of being held back.
  19. whattheHoid
    Apollyon leaps into the air in a valiant effort to steer clear of the explosion. While mid air another explosion goes off near SD.
  20. whattheHoid
    SD looked down in despair. "My SD card!! My beautiful pictures of Shardpencils!!! Why didn't I have a backup of my backups!!?" wailed SD.
  21. whattheHoid
    So, SD showed the pictures of sharpened Shardpencils on the SD card.
  22. whattheHoid
    The sharpeners guild knew of SD's Intent and refused to sell SD one. Looks like SD should've gotten a ShardSharpener. Whomp, whomp, whomp...
  23. whattheHoid
    This didn't work because...
  24. whattheHoid
    Arnold used his surge of limitations on these toothpick squirrels and rats and saw their weakness, water. He flung water everywhere, some of it landed on the narrator, SD. He dropped his Shardpencil and glared.
  25. whattheHoid
    Some narrators, i.e. me, were stunned and amazed by the sight of these corrupted ducks. They were ringed in red. Anyone who bonds with a corrupted duck was granted the ability to see the future and the surge of limitations. This surge grants the ability to show the limitations of people within a 25' radius to the surgebinder. One of these ducks waddled over to Arnold in fascination.
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