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I’ve collected the bios of my three characters (with guild affiliations). Tena Seom Dru Yes, I added another character. My three girls are ready.

You should see the backstory for one of my side characters if you want a really long one. He also has a points total of 650.

That one is super cool, Mr Mafia. I love it. Probably one of the most unique backstories of any character in the Alleyverse.

While Uncle Brandy watched, drinking vodka.

Heh. The Newcago Court is kind of just the Newcago Court. Beyond description. Not really. Queen Elsa Steelheart rules it with non-canonical powers (the powers Elsa has in Frozen). The Chaos Marines are hers to command, but she never does. We used to host parties and sledding competitions and othersuch a while ago, before Steelheart went inactive. Now the thread is dead. @King Taravangian, did that clear it up?

Actually, KRs get their Shardblades after swearing the Third Ideal. Just had to correct you there. @Blessed peace

The ability to start a new guild is within anyone's reach. I tried it, for goodness's sake! @Voidus

I find this funny, since I edited it a few days ago to make it clear. It’s on page six or seven with the STRING OF CAPITALIZED WORDS, but not bolded ones.

Have you read the doc I linked to you, Archer? If so, you know who the father is. @Archer

Also, geez. Tena is way overpowered. If only because she’s smart and trained with weapons. Except for the fact that she’s pregnant. Can’t be expecting too much action out of her.

I’d agree with the Kelsier assessment; he remains my favorite BS character of all time.

Tena grabbed Ani by the sleeve and dragged him behind her as she walked out of the wedding hall. Lenare followed, keeping his eyes on Rena. She didn’t move as the three left.

Everyone was confused, but it kept him alive, so hey. Hey, @Archer/@Lord Meeker/@Voidus (whichever one keeps from killing me for the longest) I've completed the character sheets for two of my three characters, and here they are: Tena Seom Note: this was copied from my character doc, so the font comes from there. Sorry about it.

It occurred to me, today, that I’m also the guy with the impenetrable taste buds. You guys wouldn’t believe how sour actual lemons are.

Elend sucked, I agree.

I’d just like to add my voice to the previously-discussed Gaz/Vathah thing. I also love them. If only because of the Gaz Redemption comic.

Depends on your definition, actually. Does being socially inept include being famous for having got in the most trouble for punching the same person over and over and him somehow remaining your best friend? Because if it does, I'm screwed. Funny thing: I'm a huge nerd, but also the scariest and most muscly out of anybody in my friend group. The quietest. The most obnoxious in the presence of close friends, or teenagers older than himself. The best at writing and rock climbing. One of the worst at running. Yup. I'm that guy.

Once again, that also applies to me. Except that I’m not socially inept, I’m just actually insane. At least, I act like it.

Seems likely, though that would also imply that the LotR universe is set in the Cosmere. I mean, have you seen some of those Lashings Legolas does in the Hobbit movies? They're insane! He has to be a full Windrunner.

I as well.

Didn't I already do that? I don't actually know, but... ya know.

I know, right? It's really quite remarkable.

I don’t know why that’s funny, but I fixed the typo.

Watching Max and Althea, Tena wondered if she’d ever get that expression when she looked at Ani. Now that she’d gained more control of her feelings, she had belatedly realized that she’d actually known Ani for two days, and that their relationship really didn’t make any sense. She did love him, but they’d been on one date and he was already living with her. Given that, she just had to try to make it work out. Tena stood up and stretched, hearing her joints popping (which was disturbing), then walked over to Max and Althea. She didn’t address Max, instead giving Althea a bow (curtsies were for wussies, and hard when not wearing a dress), then speaking. “I’d like to congratulate you. It’s not every day that a relationship ends in a wedding, and I hope you two will be happy. I’d like to offer to take care of any children or dogs that you might acquire in the future. Whenever you need it, just send me a message and I will most likely be able to come.” She bowed again, then walked back to her table and sat down. Lenare leaned back in his seat. “I may or may not have purchased the food and catering,” he said to Tena. “You fox, go tell them, they’ll appreciate it,” she answered. Lenare stood up as she punched him in the shoulder, then walked over to the newlyweds and told them.