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But I am the ultimate winner!

Everyone! We've broken 14,000 posts now! We are well on our way! Oh... and I win!

I believe the purpose is "an attempt to make the longest thread ever" If they are already the longest thread, then there's no purpose of it. By giving them chase, we give them purpose. But obviously our purpose is a greater cause. we got this!!!

Granted. They become hosts to a mind-altering virus that keeps them alive forever. Unfortunately, this virus has a different effect on humans, and causes a zombie apocalypse. Then all the zombies eventually die of hunger. You've brought about the end of the human race. I wish that opposite day never happens.

I'm sorry, I do not know the acronym CBST

Alright everyone! I've done the maths! The Longest Thread was started 6 or 7 months before this thread (The Last Post Wins) and by the time this started, The Longest Thread had 178 pages, and about 4,444 posts!(Coincedence? I think Not!) If we subtract 4,444 posts from The Longest Thread, we're left with 14,505 posts in that thread. And we can probably safely assume that there had already been some comments from November 4th, 2018 when this started, so we can subtract 5 more, making it an even 14,500 This thread currently only has 13,985 replies if we include this one. That means that for the time that this post has been open, we are 515 behind, In the long run, though, we are 4,965 replies behind. The 515 gap is totally attainable That would give us a higher post/day average. And with long work, we can over come the 4,965 post gap as well. Let's do this!

Granted. Your bane is that you have to reboot your computer every 20 minutes for the rest of your life. I wish to have no enemies

I heard this quote the other day "I don't wish death upon my enemies. I wish Explosive Diarrhea on them, while they're stuck in traffic, and that they keep sneezing."

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Dare!

The alibi is submitted in the main thread, or through PM to you as the GM?

Oh, so this was just a practice round? Do we get to lynch someone anyways?

Sounds good! I'm excited to wake up to discuss what happened last night!

Kaz would. ----- Bastille Shasta Quentin Folsom Angola ----- Who would be the sweatiest after a long day painting fences?

Hurt Aimia, Heal the Northern Dominance Iri - 9 Rira - 9 Reshi Isles - 7 Herdaz - 10 Aimia - 9 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 6 Alethkar - 10 Northern Dominance - 4 Eastern Dominance - 3 Western Dominance - 3 Terris Dominance - 8 Hallandren - 10 Elendel Basin - 10 The Roughs - 9

Truthless

Granted. You are handed a platter, with your own eyeballs, which have been steamed, then roasted. Too bad you're blind now. I wish for neither a boon or a bane.

Fine Original word: Weird

If anyone has considered joining Sanderson Elimination, but hasn't for one reason or another, this would be a good opportunity to test the waters. It's going to be in a smaller amount than SE is and likely will be quicker to run.

Hidden Yearly Dog Running Organizations Practice Hiding Old Breeds In Cement. Penguins Excitedly Navigate Gaping Underwater Interstates Now Sleeplessly. HIGHSTORM (Cosmere themed)

And Mraize attempts to win the post with the laziest comment of all. Too bad I took the victory from him!

I'll join as well haha every new game on the other one has different rules, so it can get very confusing. But the levels of deceit can go so much deeper!

Granted. You are now paint. I wish for omniscience

Granted. A cheezit falls from the sky directly in front of you at the rate of one cheezit every two minutes. Af first you believe that this is the bane, that you are only able to receive on cheezit every two minutes. However, by the end of the day, you find that you've had about 150 cheezits, and are satisfied. As you lay down to rest though, you get hit by a falling cheezit every two minutes. This keeps you awake for over an hour before you're finally able to ignore the falling and fall asleep. After a good night's rest, and 8 hours of sleep, you wake up to discover you've been covered in over 200 cheezits. Throughout the remainder of your 8 hour work day, and 8 hours of extra time, you are bombarded by almost 500 more cheezits. Your family and colleagues love you, and you begin to see how this can be good. You start collecting containers to hand out your extra cheezits, as you are not able to handle that many in a day, day after day. A week passes. Soon your family and friends lose interest, only coming periodically for more cheezits. You've found that you've run out of tupperware and other containers for your cheezits. After a month, no one is interested in your cheezits any more, and your skin has begun to turn orange. You realize that this orange tint is not good, and determine that you need to cut down on your cheezit diet. Unfortunately, every 2 minutes, another cheezit falls from the sky, tempting you, luring you to just eat one more. One year later, you find that your diet consists of cheezits with every meal, your skin has turned full orange, and you've gained over 50 pounds in a year. Yet the cheezits continue falling. Once. Every. Two. Minutes. Crunchy. Delicious. Demonic. Cheezits. Crunch. I wish for 3 "Crunch" bars, and 10 "Hundred Grand" bars per week.