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The bomb would explode in two seconds.

"Expect a FedEx with your Weapon of Mass Destruction postcard sometime this next week." - Ap "And in those treacherous sarchasms, there lie deadly beasts known as sarchasmfeinds." - Ink "I think I'm more interested in Pokemon Black than Disneyland. This is moderately distressing." - Chaos 2011 "Apollyon, why do like the way Ene's palm tastes?" - Ax There's more, just gimme a year to get them all Edit: here's ten from 2018 Ene, cringe may follow, but hey that's what the Shard is for, yeah?

Definitely cool, but people would swarm it too much and he's not active anyway.

I'M SORRY wait what

RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BOMB.

Though anyone would be when it came to being called a slontze.

It's hard to piss me off unless you break the rules a lot or act like a jerk. Everyone misspells stuff sometimes. ^

I AM HERE FOR THIS THREAD "You're such an Ene, Ene." - Ax "I think I've figured out that I get extra unread PMs when Ene shows up." - Kidpen "I have no idea what is going on. I left for dinner and you guys have a whole new RP " - Mistspren "Help, I’ve fangirled and I can’t get up!" - Ash "I ship one of my friends with this random collection of human souls he has sitting in his basement." - Ash "Voidus is not my mother. Even he would cower against her awesome prowess." - Mac "For some reason I always assumed Voidus looked like Wilson from Home Improvement." - Kar "Ark, I'm pretty sure I killed you before the end of the world happened." - Star "The frick works in mysterious ways." - Zinc "NO GOVERNMENT SPY COULD BE THAT ADORABLE." - Luna "If you're fragile enough that a nigh-unstoppable instrument of death that obliterates the very soul of anything it touches can kill you, you shouldn't be creating monsters." - Voidus "I was not expecting my status update to devolve to cremposting. That's what Ene's are for." - Fire "Can we talk about how he said 'Holy Pringles'?" - Po "I’m not sure if a giant wall of cake would stop a van." - Ocelot "Characters are cute, but, like geodes, are more interesting when you break them." - Witless "I think you just accidentally summon the weird and profit from it." - Lith “I am definitely able to rip your face off in .5 seconds.” - Me (whenever it says me it means Ene) "Ene only needs one attack per day, and I happen to know that that quota is already going to be filled." - Storm “Ah, so in the Eneverse there are multiple Enes. That Ene is not the you Ene, but an Ene from a different universe within the Eneverse. I see.” - Salad “If Nath can control the universe, Queen can wear a sentient hat, and Fadran can speak in public, then you can fit a spaceship into a backpack.” - Fadran ”At this point it seems like it’s basically become a rite of passage on the Shard to be afraid of Ene before you get to know her “ - Salad “Most of my thoughts are just a keyboard smash if I’m being honest.” - Salad "The Voidspammer sneered at me. "Do you actually think you can beat the mighty ToysRUs, human?"" - Me "I give up it's Fred his name is Fred." - Arlin "GAH! You're having an emotion! Stay back! Back, I say!" - Zath "IF I DIE, I DIE FOR CHRISTMASTREE!" - Me "Whatever, at least my hole also has Wayne, Marasi, and a bomb flying at it. Best hole." - Me "Yes, Very Deerk." - Archer "That was a very good wrath." - Zath "Which one was licking your foot?" - Silva "We had a planet that I'm shocked humanity managed to live on. We had fungus!" - Me "The Alleyverse is truly a beautiful mess." - Stormblessed Dolphin "All Elend could say was: "You're all cats?"" - Elend "ENE HAS ATTAINED SUGAR, I REPEAT, ENE HAS ATTAINED SUGAR" - Luna "I'd've punched myself in the face but I don't think any of my characters are healers." - Me "Oh heck a whole box of Sorana this is my lucky day." - Zinc "The barbed wire will come and on that day we shall rue." - Sleeping Invo "Why can't my ancestor's name be Ferrilus Wombert?" - Olivaughn "Dogs birthing dogs makes sense. Unicorns pooping melting pandas makes less sense." - Zinc "What the fuchsia?" - Me "I’m skipping the more boring stuff here, but now I CAN MAKE MULTPLE TAILS. SPECIFICALLY MULTIPLE, GUYS. [later] It says seal creation and I’m pretty sure it means creation of like, stamp-type seals, as in sealing something but I am purposely misinterpreting it to mean seal creation like the animals because that’s what I thought when I first saw the name and you’re not taking my seals away from me." - Me "AHAHAHA I HAVE GAINED YOUR SOUL BY WAY OF YOUR BEDROOM LAMP" - Me more later

Regardless, I'd still really appreciate it if we could not spam these.

A bomb was being defused in front of them, that was what.

THIS AGAIN. ALL OF YOU. YOU'RE GOOD HUMANS. Also for chocolate because as Fadran said, it's chocolate.

November 4th. (But seriously, Chaos, don't hurt your wrists and hands, you're doing so much work already and IT'S OKAY :D)

@Ookla The Female Chicken May I be in the Secret Santa PM? Because I definitely for sure have the time to do two Sanderfan SSs...

Eh, I'll disagree there, I think Vyre makes a lot of sense and in some ways is even relatable. But definitely! This antagonist, whatever you may call him, can get crap done! Makes me wonder what we'll do in book five when he'll probably kill Dalinar or something

Welcome to the Shard!

Welcome to the Shard!

Welcome to the Shard, I hope you enjoy RoW!

FIB SPEAKS IN THE THIRD PERSON. ENE LOVES FIB, IT'S ADORABLE. Relatable glasses mood, that Fine with me! Adding you to the OP now! Amberite bonds are allowed, since the magic system is canon and thanks to this all being set on Earth, none of the plot or character stuff from AoN will be referenced. Welcome and welcome back to all our new and rejoining members, we're happy to have you! Thanks to everyone who's been helping them out in my absence.

Ah, I had forgotten about that scene, thanks!

I'm thankful for Discord making it easy to communicate quickly with my friends, and giving people a place to spam so they don't overwhelm the forums

Ch48 p616 He should be capitalized - I don’t think ‘look’ is one of those things you can say you did to a word. Edit: ch49 p625 I believe this is an inconsistency - Kaladin’s first time doing this was when he was a guardsman for Dalinar, if I remember correctly. During his time as a bridgeman, he barely used this ability, and definitely didn’t during his “early days” as one.

Ch26 p367 It’s very possible that this is intentional, since it’s a common and easy mistake to make, but should Shallan be replying in kind with Ishnah here - “I think you are”, as in ‘are sure’, not ‘do know’? Ch35, p450 Add a comma in between delicate and beautiful Ch42 p532 Remove that first comma? Not a typo exactly, but in I-5 Lift isn’t referred to by name for a whole page (558). Of course, there’s no other ‘she’s to mix her up with, but it started to get repetitive to me personally and it grated here especially, with the form of sentence structure: Brandon’s usually a little more varied than this, so I thought you might want to change the first one to a ‘Lift’. It’s certainly not an error though, so I’m sorry if this recommendation is overstepping. EDIT: I found a copyright page error; in the artist credits, one of Isaac Stewart’s pieces is mistakenly listed as the illustration preceding chapter 46. There is no art there; instead, the glyphs page directly precedes chapter 47.

Nah, they’re me being nice to convert you all to my religion and because I’m a TUBAist, and we give out cookies whenever possible.